Friday, July 11, 2003
MikeF3200: Christopher
Christeyopgwe: haha
Christeyopgwe: hey
Christeyopgwe: how are ya?
MikeF3200: i'm good, how are you?
Christeyopgwe: horny
MikeF3200: ooh
MikeF3200: hehe
Christeyopgwe: I gotta go in like a couple minutes
MikeF3200: alrighty
MikeF3200: i'm sitting here waiting for UPS to deliver my dildo
Christeyopgwe: really?
MikeF3200: yeah
MikeF3200: lol
Christeyopgwe: what's it look like?
MikeF3200: it's 8 inches long and 1 1/4 inches wide
MikeF3200: lol
MikeF3200: and it looks like a penis
Christeyopgwe: awesome
MikeF3200: hehe
Christeyopgwe: I'm sure you can't wait
MikeF3200: i'll show it to you when you come to visit
MikeF3200: tee hee
Christeyopgwe: sounds good to me
MikeF3200: when are you coming, btw?
Christeyopgwe: :-P
Christeyopgwe: August 4th
MikeF3200: cool
MikeF3200: we'll have to hang out
Christeyopgwe: can't wait
MikeF3200: hehe
Christeyopgwe: hanging we will do
MikeF3200: lol
MikeF3200: well, you are already hung ...
MikeF3200: ;-)
Christeyopgwe: hehe
MikeF3200: i love country hicks
MikeF3200: the couple in missouri who won the powerball are going to buy a new refrigerator and a tractor
Christeyopgwe: haha
Christeyopgwe: that's hot
MikeF3200: lol
MikeF3200: ugh, my fingers smell like bleach
MikeF3200: i should stop sniffing them
Christeyopgwe: why is that/
MikeF3200: because i got bleach on them
Christeyopgwe: you could stick them up your ass, in preperation for your dildo
MikeF3200: it might burn
MikeF3200: lol
MikeF3200: omg my dildo just came
Christeyopgwe: really?
MikeF3200: yeah i'm opening it now
MikeF3200: !
Christeyopgwe: how's it look!?
MikeF3200: hang on, phone
Christeyopgwe: ok
MikeF3200: lo
MikeF3200: l
MikeF3200: damn box is hard to open
Christeyopgwe: hah
Christeyopgwe: are ready to thrust it in?
MikeF3200: gotta get scissors
MikeF3200: uh, no
(opens package)
MikeF3200: lol
MikeF3200: omg it's fucking huge
MikeF3200: lol
MikeF3200: maybe i shoulda gotten the smaller one
MikeF3200: lol
Christeyopgwe: haha!
Christeyopgwe: hahaha
MikeF3200: lol
MikeF3200: i'll have to, uh, experiment with it later
Christeyopgwe: hahaI am laughing my ass off
MikeF3200: hehe
Christeyopgwe: that's too much
MikeF3200: hehe
MikeF3200: it's bigger than my boy's dick
Christeyopgwe: it's bigger than alot of boy's dick!
MikeF3200: i can barely fit in in my mouth
MikeF3200: lol
MikeF3200: not that that's the idea ...
Christeyopgwe: hahahahah
Christeyopgwe: I can't stop laughing
MikeF3200: lol
MikeF3200: i might have to get the smaller one
MikeF3200: 6"
Christeyopgwe: haha and work up to the 8 inch one
MikeF3200: it's all good, though, i got the cheap one so i can afford another
Christeyopgwe: haha
Christeyopgwe: well there you go
MikeF3200: hehe
MikeF3200: lol i'm such a dork
Christeyopgwe: haha
Christeyopgwe: I gotta go though
MikeF3200: alrighty, i need to get lunch
MikeF3200: i'll talk to you later
Christeyopgwe: see ya later!
Christeyopgwe: haha
Christeyopgwe: hey
Christeyopgwe: how are ya?
MikeF3200: i'm good, how are you?
Christeyopgwe: horny
MikeF3200: ooh
MikeF3200: hehe
Christeyopgwe: I gotta go in like a couple minutes
MikeF3200: alrighty
MikeF3200: i'm sitting here waiting for UPS to deliver my dildo
Christeyopgwe: really?
MikeF3200: yeah
MikeF3200: lol
Christeyopgwe: what's it look like?
MikeF3200: it's 8 inches long and 1 1/4 inches wide
MikeF3200: lol
MikeF3200: and it looks like a penis
Christeyopgwe: awesome
MikeF3200: hehe
Christeyopgwe: I'm sure you can't wait
MikeF3200: i'll show it to you when you come to visit
MikeF3200: tee hee
Christeyopgwe: sounds good to me
MikeF3200: when are you coming, btw?
Christeyopgwe: :-P
Christeyopgwe: August 4th
MikeF3200: cool
MikeF3200: we'll have to hang out
Christeyopgwe: can't wait
MikeF3200: hehe
Christeyopgwe: hanging we will do
MikeF3200: lol
MikeF3200: well, you are already hung ...
MikeF3200: ;-)
Christeyopgwe: hehe
MikeF3200: i love country hicks
MikeF3200: the couple in missouri who won the powerball are going to buy a new refrigerator and a tractor
Christeyopgwe: haha
Christeyopgwe: that's hot
MikeF3200: lol
MikeF3200: ugh, my fingers smell like bleach
MikeF3200: i should stop sniffing them
Christeyopgwe: why is that/
MikeF3200: because i got bleach on them
Christeyopgwe: you could stick them up your ass, in preperation for your dildo
MikeF3200: it might burn
MikeF3200: lol
MikeF3200: omg my dildo just came
Christeyopgwe: really?
MikeF3200: yeah i'm opening it now
MikeF3200: !
Christeyopgwe: how's it look!?
MikeF3200: hang on, phone
Christeyopgwe: ok
MikeF3200: lo
MikeF3200: l
MikeF3200: damn box is hard to open
Christeyopgwe: hah
Christeyopgwe: are ready to thrust it in?
MikeF3200: gotta get scissors
MikeF3200: uh, no
(opens package)
MikeF3200: lol
MikeF3200: omg it's fucking huge
MikeF3200: lol
MikeF3200: maybe i shoulda gotten the smaller one
MikeF3200: lol
Christeyopgwe: haha!
Christeyopgwe: hahaha
MikeF3200: lol
MikeF3200: i'll have to, uh, experiment with it later
Christeyopgwe: hahaI am laughing my ass off
MikeF3200: hehe
Christeyopgwe: that's too much
MikeF3200: hehe
MikeF3200: it's bigger than my boy's dick
Christeyopgwe: it's bigger than alot of boy's dick!
MikeF3200: i can barely fit in in my mouth
MikeF3200: lol
MikeF3200: not that that's the idea ...
Christeyopgwe: hahahahah
Christeyopgwe: I can't stop laughing
MikeF3200: lol
MikeF3200: i might have to get the smaller one
MikeF3200: 6"
Christeyopgwe: haha and work up to the 8 inch one
MikeF3200: it's all good, though, i got the cheap one so i can afford another
Christeyopgwe: haha
Christeyopgwe: well there you go
MikeF3200: hehe
MikeF3200: lol i'm such a dork
Christeyopgwe: haha
Christeyopgwe: I gotta go though
MikeF3200: alrighty, i need to get lunch
MikeF3200: i'll talk to you later
Christeyopgwe: see ya later!
Thursday, July 10, 2003
Christeyopgwe: I re-did my blog
Christeyopgwe: it's hot now
ChrryPie4me: sweet
ChrryPie4me: excellent
Christeyopgwe: you know
ChrryPie4me: haha
ChrryPie4me: i need your help
Christeyopgwe: okay
ChrryPie4me: wow
ChrryPie4me: this is gonna take a minute
ChrryPie4me: so
ChrryPie4me: im having a problem with men
ChrryPie4me: no one in particular
ChrryPie4me: just men
ChrryPie4me: they generally disgust me (as you can tell by my profile)
Christeyopgwe: *as you talk to a man*
Christeyopgwe: right, I see this
ChrryPie4me: chris, you're different
ChrryPie4me: cause the problem i have is concerning men's view of women
ChrryPie4me: which you have a great view of women
ChrryPie4me: so
ChrryPie4me: i hate the fact that all men are the same
ChrryPie4me: they all want sex
ChrryPie4me: which, granted, is fine
ChrryPie4me: BUT
Christeyopgwe: uh huh...
ChrryPie4me: i feel like they want it from anyone and everyone
ChrryPie4me: like
ChrryPie4me: ugh
ChrryPie4me: i just
ChrryPie4me: i think, and have always thought, that
ChrryPie4me: men aren't as interested in being with one person as women are
ChrryPie4me: men aren't interested in monogamy
ChrryPie4me: they just want sex
ChrryPie4me: and lots of it
ChrryPie4me: so
ChrryPie4me: this is what happens:
ChrryPie4me: as a result women slave away to be attractive to men
ChrryPie4me: in the hopes that they can keep a man, "tame" him so to speak
ChrryPie4me: so that he will want no other woman but them
ChrryPie4me: but
ChrryPie4me: i guess i dont think that's possible
ChrryPie4me: i don't think that kind of man is out there
ChrryPie4me: and
ChrryPie4me: i mean
ChrryPie4me: dont get the wrong idea from this
Christeyopgwe: wait one sex
Christeyopgwe: I mean sec
Christeyopgwe: let me get it all in
ChrryPie4me: jeff hasnt done anything to spark this, save looking at porn and discussion porn stars etc.
ChrryPie4me: which is fine
ChrryPie4me: but
ChrryPie4me: ive just been thinking
ChrryPie4me: and i hate it
ChrryPie4me: i absolutely hate this
ChrryPie4me: yes?
ChrryPie4me: do you have some advice?
ChrryPie4me: please?
ChrryPie4me: i am in need here?
Christeyopgwe: I'm thinking of how to word it
ChrryPie4me: suuuure
ChrryPie4me: hahah
ChrryPie4me: btw happy birfday
Christeyopgwe: no, I have like deleted lines 3 times now
Christeyopgwe: okay I have a question
ChrryPie4me: okay
ChrryPie4me: ask away
Christeyopgwe: is the root of your hatred Jeff? or has your anger slowly been burning over time...
ChrryPie4me: slowly over time
ChrryPie4me: as i mentioned earlier
ChrryPie4me: jeff has done nothing
ChrryPie4me: in fact
Christeyopgwe: right
ChrryPie4me: of all the guys ive ever been with
ChrryPie4me: jeff is the least like like stereotypical male
ChrryPie4me: like *the* stereotypical
Christeyopgwe: that's true
ChrryPie4me: but
ChrryPie4me: i dunno
ChrryPie4me: im just very annoyed at men in general
ChrryPie4me: and myself
Christeyopgwe: for being annoyed at them?
ChrryPie4me: how i work to make sure i look good
ChrryPie4me: no
ChrryPie4me: because im always spending so much time on my looks
ChrryPie4me: which can be really fun
ChrryPie4me: but sometimes, i just dont want to fool with it
ChrryPie4me: but i do it anyways
ChrryPie4me: cause i dont want a man to think i am UNATTRACTIVE
ChrryPie4me: *GASP*
ChrryPie4me: god forbid that would ever happen
ChrryPie4me: and then there's the wonder of the media
Christeyopgwe: oh no, not that!
ChrryPie4me: with perfect women everywhere
ChrryPie4me: i am not perfect
ChrryPie4me: i cannot be perfect
ChrryPie4me: but in my mind
ChrryPie4me: i am forever thinking, "if i just work a liiiiiiittle more"
ChrryPie4me: if i just eat less
ChrryPie4me: if i just work out more
ChrryPie4me: if i just lay out and get a tan
ChrryPie4me: if i just wax my bikini line
ChrryPie4me: if i just spend forever on my hair
ChrryPie4me: then
ChrryPie4me: maybe
ChrryPie4me: i'll be close to somehow attaining that beauty
ChrryPie4me: and i like beautifying
ChrryPie4me: SOMETIMES
ChrryPie4me: but i get tired of it real quick after a while
ChrryPie4me: everyday
ChrryPie4me: and it becomes a chore
ChrryPie4me: and i guess what i hate
ChrryPie4me: is that i care
ChrryPie4me: and what i hate more
ChrryPie4me: is that i have to care
ChrryPie4me: because men are fuckers
ChrryPie4me: if it wasnt for them
ChrryPie4me: i wouldnt have this problem
ChrryPie4me: and i am angry
Christeyopgwe: I had a dream about this the other night!
Christeyopgwe: oh my gosh
Christeyopgwe: this totally pertains
ChrryPie4me: really?
Christeyopgwe: yes.
ChrryPie4me: chris
ChrryPie4me: i just got called to dinner
ChrryPie4me: but
Christeyopgwe: Women will take over as a direct result of men's stupidity. Isn't it great? :-D
ChrryPie4me: i want you to type out your dream for me
Christeyopgwe: okay
Christeyopgwe: that's from your profile right?
ChrryPie4me: yeah
Christeyopgwe: well this dream is kinda futuristic
ChrryPie4me: and i want you to give me some advice
ChrryPie4me: i'll be back in 15 minutes
ChrryPie4me: bbs
Christeyopgwe: okay
Christeyopgwe: so my dream... it was just about what you're talking about now. You know, how all men do is think about sex. Well, this here is my dream. don't knock it until you think about it. it sounds dumb, but hey. maybe it's true, and it's kinda thought-provoking too (well to me it is)
Auto response from ChrryPie4me: food
Christeyopgwe: so, in all reality (well in my dream), God is a woman. well, you know how in the Bible, God punished the world (the flood) and sinners (Sodom and Gomorrah) blah blah. Well now, God thinks that men are totally abominable. So, God sent their worst nightmare, women to take over the world, as it rightfully should have been in the begninning. So, God makes EVERYTHING about sex. makes men see it everywhere, especially in the media. God empowers girls (like you) to be totally mad, not knowing Her overall plan. He makes guys utterly stupid (as they are, except the gay ones, that's where I come in) and blind to the fact that women are really the more intelligent species. Slowly, women become more powerful, and begin to take over positions which have always been considered "male dominated". Here's how it happens:
A gay president is elected, and women are his joint chiefs (because he knows how truly smart they are). He resigns, because he can't handle it (typical gay man) and Women take over the United States. They use their beauty, and intelligence, to take over the world.
Christeyopgwe: God is pleased
Christeyopgwe: and the world is restored to all it's beauty and splendor
Christeyopgwe: so, basically, my advice to you, is bide your time.. the moment will come when you are to take charge and show the world what you can do. You'll be respected, and you'll remember this little conversation we had... and my dream... and my prophetic wisdom
Christeyopgwe: no but really... I say Laugh it off... enjoy the fact that
ChrryPie4me: hahaha
ChrryPie4me: i love it
ChrryPie4me: enjoy the fact that what?
ChrryPie4me: that i am a woman?
Christeyopgwe: I got cut off
Christeyopgwe: exactly
Christeyopgwe: hear you roar
ChrryPie4me: and i am hotter, smarter and more fun than most men?
Christeyopgwe: EXACTLY
ChrryPie4me: (except for gay ones)
Christeyopgwe: that's right
ChrryPie4me: amen
Christeyopgwe: well that goes without say
ChrryPie4me: hahahhaa
ChrryPie4me: lol
ChrryPie4me: you are silly my friend
Christeyopgwe: hey, I made you feel good, didn't I?
Christeyopgwe: that's what I am here for
ChrryPie4me: yeah!
Christeyopgwe: look good for yourself
Christeyopgwe: beacuse YOU want to
Christeyopgwe: if you don't feel like looking good, then damnit, don't!
Christeyopgwe: you are gorgeous in the eyes of those who count, the people who love you, and you know what I say...
Christeyopgwe: if you have a problem with me, think I'm ugly, don't like me...
Christeyopgwe: that's YOUR problem, because I KNOW I am better than that mess
ChrryPie4me: hahaha
ChrryPie4me: i love you christopher
ChrryPie4me: i want your outlook
Christeyopgwe: I love you too
ChrryPie4me: im gonna try to have your outlook
ChrryPie4me: :-D
Christeyopgwe: amen!
Christeyopgwe: it's hot now
ChrryPie4me: sweet
ChrryPie4me: excellent
Christeyopgwe: you know
ChrryPie4me: haha
ChrryPie4me: i need your help
Christeyopgwe: okay
ChrryPie4me: wow
ChrryPie4me: this is gonna take a minute
ChrryPie4me: so
ChrryPie4me: im having a problem with men
ChrryPie4me: no one in particular
ChrryPie4me: just men
ChrryPie4me: they generally disgust me (as you can tell by my profile)
Christeyopgwe: *as you talk to a man*
Christeyopgwe: right, I see this
ChrryPie4me: chris, you're different
ChrryPie4me: cause the problem i have is concerning men's view of women
ChrryPie4me: which you have a great view of women
ChrryPie4me: so
ChrryPie4me: i hate the fact that all men are the same
ChrryPie4me: they all want sex
ChrryPie4me: which, granted, is fine
ChrryPie4me: BUT
Christeyopgwe: uh huh...
ChrryPie4me: i feel like they want it from anyone and everyone
ChrryPie4me: like
ChrryPie4me: ugh
ChrryPie4me: i just
ChrryPie4me: i think, and have always thought, that
ChrryPie4me: men aren't as interested in being with one person as women are
ChrryPie4me: men aren't interested in monogamy
ChrryPie4me: they just want sex
ChrryPie4me: and lots of it
ChrryPie4me: so
ChrryPie4me: this is what happens:
ChrryPie4me: as a result women slave away to be attractive to men
ChrryPie4me: in the hopes that they can keep a man, "tame" him so to speak
ChrryPie4me: so that he will want no other woman but them
ChrryPie4me: but
ChrryPie4me: i guess i dont think that's possible
ChrryPie4me: i don't think that kind of man is out there
ChrryPie4me: and
ChrryPie4me: i mean
ChrryPie4me: dont get the wrong idea from this
Christeyopgwe: wait one sex
Christeyopgwe: I mean sec
Christeyopgwe: let me get it all in
ChrryPie4me: jeff hasnt done anything to spark this, save looking at porn and discussion porn stars etc.
ChrryPie4me: which is fine
ChrryPie4me: but
ChrryPie4me: ive just been thinking
ChrryPie4me: and i hate it
ChrryPie4me: i absolutely hate this
ChrryPie4me: yes?
ChrryPie4me: do you have some advice?
ChrryPie4me: please?
ChrryPie4me: i am in need here?
Christeyopgwe: I'm thinking of how to word it
ChrryPie4me: suuuure
ChrryPie4me: hahah
ChrryPie4me: btw happy birfday
Christeyopgwe: no, I have like deleted lines 3 times now
Christeyopgwe: okay I have a question
ChrryPie4me: okay
ChrryPie4me: ask away
Christeyopgwe: is the root of your hatred Jeff? or has your anger slowly been burning over time...
ChrryPie4me: slowly over time
ChrryPie4me: as i mentioned earlier
ChrryPie4me: jeff has done nothing
ChrryPie4me: in fact
Christeyopgwe: right
ChrryPie4me: of all the guys ive ever been with
ChrryPie4me: jeff is the least like like stereotypical male
ChrryPie4me: like *the* stereotypical
Christeyopgwe: that's true
ChrryPie4me: but
ChrryPie4me: i dunno
ChrryPie4me: im just very annoyed at men in general
ChrryPie4me: and myself
Christeyopgwe: for being annoyed at them?
ChrryPie4me: how i work to make sure i look good
ChrryPie4me: no
ChrryPie4me: because im always spending so much time on my looks
ChrryPie4me: which can be really fun
ChrryPie4me: but sometimes, i just dont want to fool with it
ChrryPie4me: but i do it anyways
ChrryPie4me: cause i dont want a man to think i am UNATTRACTIVE
ChrryPie4me: *GASP*
ChrryPie4me: god forbid that would ever happen
ChrryPie4me: and then there's the wonder of the media
Christeyopgwe: oh no, not that!
ChrryPie4me: with perfect women everywhere
ChrryPie4me: i am not perfect
ChrryPie4me: i cannot be perfect
ChrryPie4me: but in my mind
ChrryPie4me: i am forever thinking, "if i just work a liiiiiiittle more"
ChrryPie4me: if i just eat less
ChrryPie4me: if i just work out more
ChrryPie4me: if i just lay out and get a tan
ChrryPie4me: if i just wax my bikini line
ChrryPie4me: if i just spend forever on my hair
ChrryPie4me: then
ChrryPie4me: maybe
ChrryPie4me: i'll be close to somehow attaining that beauty
ChrryPie4me: and i like beautifying
ChrryPie4me: SOMETIMES
ChrryPie4me: but i get tired of it real quick after a while
ChrryPie4me: everyday
ChrryPie4me: and it becomes a chore
ChrryPie4me: and i guess what i hate
ChrryPie4me: is that i care
ChrryPie4me: and what i hate more
ChrryPie4me: is that i have to care
ChrryPie4me: because men are fuckers
ChrryPie4me: if it wasnt for them
ChrryPie4me: i wouldnt have this problem
ChrryPie4me: and i am angry
Christeyopgwe: I had a dream about this the other night!
Christeyopgwe: oh my gosh
Christeyopgwe: this totally pertains
ChrryPie4me: really?
Christeyopgwe: yes.
ChrryPie4me: chris
ChrryPie4me: i just got called to dinner
ChrryPie4me: but
Christeyopgwe: Women will take over as a direct result of men's stupidity. Isn't it great? :-D
ChrryPie4me: i want you to type out your dream for me
Christeyopgwe: okay
Christeyopgwe: that's from your profile right?
ChrryPie4me: yeah
Christeyopgwe: well this dream is kinda futuristic
ChrryPie4me: and i want you to give me some advice
ChrryPie4me: i'll be back in 15 minutes
ChrryPie4me: bbs
Christeyopgwe: okay
Christeyopgwe: so my dream... it was just about what you're talking about now. You know, how all men do is think about sex. Well, this here is my dream. don't knock it until you think about it. it sounds dumb, but hey. maybe it's true, and it's kinda thought-provoking too (well to me it is)
Auto response from ChrryPie4me: food
Christeyopgwe: so, in all reality (well in my dream), God is a woman. well, you know how in the Bible, God punished the world (the flood) and sinners (Sodom and Gomorrah) blah blah. Well now, God thinks that men are totally abominable. So, God sent their worst nightmare, women to take over the world, as it rightfully should have been in the begninning. So, God makes EVERYTHING about sex. makes men see it everywhere, especially in the media. God empowers girls (like you) to be totally mad, not knowing Her overall plan. He makes guys utterly stupid (as they are, except the gay ones, that's where I come in) and blind to the fact that women are really the more intelligent species. Slowly, women become more powerful, and begin to take over positions which have always been considered "male dominated". Here's how it happens:
A gay president is elected, and women are his joint chiefs (because he knows how truly smart they are). He resigns, because he can't handle it (typical gay man) and Women take over the United States. They use their beauty, and intelligence, to take over the world.
Christeyopgwe: God is pleased
Christeyopgwe: and the world is restored to all it's beauty and splendor
Christeyopgwe: so, basically, my advice to you, is bide your time.. the moment will come when you are to take charge and show the world what you can do. You'll be respected, and you'll remember this little conversation we had... and my dream... and my prophetic wisdom
Christeyopgwe: no but really... I say Laugh it off... enjoy the fact that
ChrryPie4me: hahaha
ChrryPie4me: i love it
ChrryPie4me: enjoy the fact that what?
ChrryPie4me: that i am a woman?
Christeyopgwe: I got cut off
Christeyopgwe: exactly
Christeyopgwe: hear you roar
ChrryPie4me: and i am hotter, smarter and more fun than most men?
Christeyopgwe: EXACTLY
ChrryPie4me: (except for gay ones)
Christeyopgwe: that's right
ChrryPie4me: amen
Christeyopgwe: well that goes without say
ChrryPie4me: hahahhaa
ChrryPie4me: lol
ChrryPie4me: you are silly my friend
Christeyopgwe: hey, I made you feel good, didn't I?
Christeyopgwe: that's what I am here for
ChrryPie4me: yeah!
Christeyopgwe: look good for yourself
Christeyopgwe: beacuse YOU want to
Christeyopgwe: if you don't feel like looking good, then damnit, don't!
Christeyopgwe: you are gorgeous in the eyes of those who count, the people who love you, and you know what I say...
Christeyopgwe: if you have a problem with me, think I'm ugly, don't like me...
Christeyopgwe: that's YOUR problem, because I KNOW I am better than that mess
ChrryPie4me: hahaha
ChrryPie4me: i love you christopher
ChrryPie4me: i want your outlook
Christeyopgwe: I love you too
ChrryPie4me: im gonna try to have your outlook
ChrryPie4me: :-D
Christeyopgwe: amen!
Christeyopgwe: whid up
PlaysHigh: not much
PlaysHigh: just watched phone booth
Christeyopgwe: with the beautimus Colin Farrell
PlaysHigh: I don't really think he's all that
PlaysHigh: I mean, he's attractive, but
Christeyopgwe: I'd do him for his accent
PlaysHigh: really? I definitely don't thinkn of that accent as sexy
Christeyopgwe: have you heard him talk in real life?
Christeyopgwe: at the Golden Globes?
PlaysHigh: nope
Christeyopgwe: Irish guys are hot
Christeyopgwe: period.
PlaysHigh: he's irish?
PlaysHigh: fuck
PlaysHigh: that changes everything
Christeyopgwe: damn straight
PlaysHigh: pick a letter
Christeyopgwe: T
PlaysHigh: a number?
Christeyopgwe: 3
PlaysHigh: ha
PlaysHigh: cute
PlaysHigh: okay
PlaysHigh: pick three more letters
Christeyopgwe: wait
Christeyopgwe: cute?
PlaysHigh: T3
PlaysHigh: terminator 3
Christeyopgwe: oh yeah
Christeyopgwe: C S P
PlaysHigh: sweet
Christeyopgwe: what fer?
PlaysHigh: making up a password for my college e-mail account
Christeyopgwe: and you're asking me?
PlaysHigh: yes
Christeyopgwe: I feel honored
PlaysHigh: as you should :-)
Christeyopgwe: :-)
Christeyopgwe: I have a huge grin on my face
PlaysHigh: good
Christeyopgwe: :-D
Christeyopgwe: I'm helping my friend Laura pick out a motorcycle
PlaysHigh: is she a lesbian?
Christeyopgwe: not at all
Christeyopgwe: she's 500% straight
Christeyopgwe: she is a rock cock kinda girl
Christeyopgwe: she's AWESOME
PlaysHigh: sweet
PlaysHigh: but dykes with bikes is also awesome
Christeyopgwe: true
Christeyopgwe: so what are you doing now dude?
PlaysHigh: watching the critic
Christeyopgwe: fun times
Christeyopgwe: =-O
PlaysHigh: heh
PlaysHigh: bored?
Christeyopgwe: yeah I thought in case you were, I'd cheer ya up with our friend, mr blow job
Christeyopgwe: and this one :-! is mr S&M
PlaysHigh: haha
PlaysHigh: that's funny
Christeyopgwe: I try
Christeyopgwe: :-X that's the virgin
PlaysHigh: haha
Christeyopgwe: >:o and he's angry because his boyfriend didn't tell him when he was about to cum, and came all in his mouth
PlaysHigh: haha
PlaysHigh: I don't really mind that so much...
Christeyopgwe: nor do I!
PlaysHigh: haha
PlaysHigh: bedtime
Christeyopgwe: nighty night!
PlaysHigh: too many cartoons
PlaysHigh: night
PlaysHigh: not much
PlaysHigh: just watched phone booth
Christeyopgwe: with the beautimus Colin Farrell
PlaysHigh: I don't really think he's all that
PlaysHigh: I mean, he's attractive, but
Christeyopgwe: I'd do him for his accent
PlaysHigh: really? I definitely don't thinkn of that accent as sexy
Christeyopgwe: have you heard him talk in real life?
Christeyopgwe: at the Golden Globes?
PlaysHigh: nope
Christeyopgwe: Irish guys are hot
Christeyopgwe: period.
PlaysHigh: he's irish?
PlaysHigh: fuck
PlaysHigh: that changes everything
Christeyopgwe: damn straight
PlaysHigh: pick a letter
Christeyopgwe: T
PlaysHigh: a number?
Christeyopgwe: 3
PlaysHigh: ha
PlaysHigh: cute
PlaysHigh: okay
PlaysHigh: pick three more letters
Christeyopgwe: wait
Christeyopgwe: cute?
PlaysHigh: T3
PlaysHigh: terminator 3
Christeyopgwe: oh yeah
Christeyopgwe: C S P
PlaysHigh: sweet
Christeyopgwe: what fer?
PlaysHigh: making up a password for my college e-mail account
Christeyopgwe: and you're asking me?
PlaysHigh: yes
Christeyopgwe: I feel honored
PlaysHigh: as you should :-)
Christeyopgwe: :-)
Christeyopgwe: I have a huge grin on my face
PlaysHigh: good
Christeyopgwe: :-D
Christeyopgwe: I'm helping my friend Laura pick out a motorcycle
PlaysHigh: is she a lesbian?
Christeyopgwe: not at all
Christeyopgwe: she's 500% straight
Christeyopgwe: she is a rock cock kinda girl
Christeyopgwe: she's AWESOME
PlaysHigh: sweet
PlaysHigh: but dykes with bikes is also awesome
Christeyopgwe: true
Christeyopgwe: so what are you doing now dude?
PlaysHigh: watching the critic
Christeyopgwe: fun times
Christeyopgwe: =-O
PlaysHigh: heh
PlaysHigh: bored?
Christeyopgwe: yeah I thought in case you were, I'd cheer ya up with our friend, mr blow job
Christeyopgwe: and this one :-! is mr S&M
PlaysHigh: haha
PlaysHigh: that's funny
Christeyopgwe: I try
Christeyopgwe: :-X that's the virgin
PlaysHigh: haha
Christeyopgwe: >:o and he's angry because his boyfriend didn't tell him when he was about to cum, and came all in his mouth
PlaysHigh: haha
PlaysHigh: I don't really mind that so much...
Christeyopgwe: nor do I!
PlaysHigh: haha
PlaysHigh: bedtime
Christeyopgwe: nighty night!
PlaysHigh: too many cartoons
PlaysHigh: night
Poison891: yo. what's down?
Poison891: when your b-day
Poison891: is it soon?
Christeyopgwe: Saturday
Poison891: past
Poison891: ahh
Poison891: soon
Poison891: i'm all arg
Christeyopgwe: all arg?
Poison891: this whole motorcycle thing is driving me nuts
Christeyopgwe: wha happened?
Poison891: i may buy a new bike
Poison891: and spend all my money
Christeyopgwe: Really?!
Christeyopgwe: aww
Christeyopgwe: sad timse
Poison891: no..
Poison891: more like
Poison891: i don't know which one to get
Poison891: or what all this jibberish
Poison891: stroke
Poison891: cylinder
Poison891: msrp
Poison891: shit is
Poison891: or torque
Poison891: or what the difference is
Poison891: for anything
Christeyopgwe: well don't you think you gotta learn that before you get a bike?
Christeyopgwe: Laura! I misses you!
Poison891: yes
Poison891: but i want one
Poison891: :-(
Poison891: and i don't want a used one
Poison891: and it's all wrong
Poison891: :-(
Poison891: i want a new one
Poison891: but my practical side
Poison891: is telling me
Poison891: by used
Poison891: do more research
Poison891: wait
Christeyopgwe: exactly
Poison891: buy
Christeyopgwe: trust your practical side
Poison891: i don't want to wait
Poison891: if I wait
Poison891: i'll never ride
Poison891: this is the last big chunk of time I have
Poison891: next summer
Poison891: i'm doing something worthwhile
Christeyopgwe: true
Christeyopgwe: well then read it all about it tonight
Christeyopgwe: then buy one tomorroe
Poison891: hehe.. i'm going to actually get on a bike first
Christeyopgwe: well that's a good thing too
Christeyopgwe: heheh
Poison891: tomorrow hopefully
Poison891: or more like today
Christeyopgwe: REALLY?
Christeyopgwe: you're going to ride one?
Poison891: hopefully
Poison891: at some guy's house
Christeyopgwe: hahahahhahahahahhahahahah
Poison891: he was going to sell me
Poison891: a 1979 bike
Poison891: but he said that it's not in good shape
Poison891: and isn't going to sell it
Christeyopgwe: read our last few lines
Poison891: i wish
Poison891: he's just a nice guy
Poison891: graduated a year before us
Christeyopgwe: hot?
Poison891: i don't really think so
Poison891: he's a runner
Poison891: soccer player
Christeyopgwe: WHAT!?!?
Poison891: a little too skinny for me
Christeyopgwe: And you don't think he's hot
Christeyopgwe: oh god
Poison891: light brown hair
Christeyopgwe: that mean's he's a dreamboat
Christeyopgwe: you suck
Poison891: hehe
Poison891: he's nice
Christeyopgwe: he's straight isn't he?
Poison891: yep
Poison891: i'm totally not interested
Christeyopgwe: golly gee
Poison891: i'm interested in his bikes
Christeyopgwe: I'm interested in much other
Poison891: hehe
Poison891: what about great david
Christeyopgwe: please
Christeyopgwe: what about him
Poison891: hhehe
Poison891: ok
Poison891: then
Poison891: arg.
Poison891: arg
Christeyopgwe: awwwww
Christeyopgwe: sad times
Christeyopgwe: I'm in deep liking with Russ again
Poison891: my ass hurts
Christeyopgwe: really?
Poison891: and i'm not done with my harry potter book
Christeyopgwe: want me to rub it?
Christeyopgwe: IT'S REALLY GOOD
Poison891: who is russ
Christeyopgwe: I finished in in 2.5 days
Poison891: http://www.kawasaki.com/index2.asp
Poison891: what do you think
Poison891: it's taking me a little longer
Poison891: it's been like a week
Poison891: and i'm only on pg 200
Christeyopgwe: which one?
Poison891: 500R
Poison891: or the ZX6R... but that's getting to be 8,000
Poison891: :-(
Poison891: 5 Gs
Poison891: much better than the 8 Gs
Christeyopgwe: true
Poison891: but less powerful
Poison891: :
Poison891: (
Christeyopgwe: that is sad times
Christeyopgwe: but do you need power right away?
Christeyopgwe: eventually you'll get the power right?
Poison891: i may have to go for the suzuki sv650
Poison891: 5,899
Christeyopgwe: in between
Poison891: how many bikes am i going to go through?
Poison891: really
Christeyopgwe: I know someone with 10 bikes
Christeyopgwe: aand he's about to get another
Poison891: really
Poison891: who?
Poison891: i must be introduced
Poison891: please
Christeyopgwe: AND he's black!
Christeyopgwe: you would like him!
Christeyopgwe: his name is Damon
Poison891: really/
Poison891: who is this character
Christeyopgwe: he's a really good friend of my mom's
Poison891: how old
Christeyopgwe: old
Christeyopgwe: er
Poison891: ahh
Poison891: i have to sleep
Poison891: i'm going
Poison891: to bed
Christeyopgwe: nighty night!
Poison891: i have done enough motorcycle research for tonight
Christeyopgwe: heh
Christeyopgwe: have a good night shuga
Poison891: nighty night
Poison891: miss you
Christeyopgwe: mee toO!
I miss Laura
Poison891: when your b-day
Poison891: is it soon?
Christeyopgwe: Saturday
Poison891: past
Poison891: ahh
Poison891: soon
Poison891: i'm all arg
Christeyopgwe: all arg?
Poison891: this whole motorcycle thing is driving me nuts
Christeyopgwe: wha happened?
Poison891: i may buy a new bike
Poison891: and spend all my money
Christeyopgwe: Really?!
Christeyopgwe: aww
Christeyopgwe: sad timse
Poison891: no..
Poison891: more like
Poison891: i don't know which one to get
Poison891: or what all this jibberish
Poison891: stroke
Poison891: cylinder
Poison891: msrp
Poison891: shit is
Poison891: or torque
Poison891: or what the difference is
Poison891: for anything
Christeyopgwe: well don't you think you gotta learn that before you get a bike?
Christeyopgwe: Laura! I misses you!
Poison891: yes
Poison891: but i want one
Poison891: :-(
Poison891: and i don't want a used one
Poison891: and it's all wrong
Poison891: :-(
Poison891: i want a new one
Poison891: but my practical side
Poison891: is telling me
Poison891: by used
Poison891: do more research
Poison891: wait
Christeyopgwe: exactly
Poison891: buy
Christeyopgwe: trust your practical side
Poison891: i don't want to wait
Poison891: if I wait
Poison891: i'll never ride
Poison891: this is the last big chunk of time I have
Poison891: next summer
Poison891: i'm doing something worthwhile
Christeyopgwe: true
Christeyopgwe: well then read it all about it tonight
Christeyopgwe: then buy one tomorroe
Poison891: hehe.. i'm going to actually get on a bike first
Christeyopgwe: well that's a good thing too
Christeyopgwe: heheh
Poison891: tomorrow hopefully
Poison891: or more like today
Christeyopgwe: REALLY?
Christeyopgwe: you're going to ride one?
Poison891: hopefully
Poison891: at some guy's house
Christeyopgwe: hahahahhahahahahhahahahah
Poison891: he was going to sell me
Poison891: a 1979 bike
Poison891: but he said that it's not in good shape
Poison891: and isn't going to sell it
Christeyopgwe: read our last few lines
Poison891: i wish
Poison891: he's just a nice guy
Poison891: graduated a year before us
Christeyopgwe: hot?
Poison891: i don't really think so
Poison891: he's a runner
Poison891: soccer player
Christeyopgwe: WHAT!?!?
Poison891: a little too skinny for me
Christeyopgwe: And you don't think he's hot
Christeyopgwe: oh god
Poison891: light brown hair
Christeyopgwe: that mean's he's a dreamboat
Christeyopgwe: you suck
Poison891: hehe
Poison891: he's nice
Christeyopgwe: he's straight isn't he?
Poison891: yep
Poison891: i'm totally not interested
Christeyopgwe: golly gee
Poison891: i'm interested in his bikes
Christeyopgwe: I'm interested in much other
Poison891: hehe
Poison891: what about great david
Christeyopgwe: please
Christeyopgwe: what about him
Poison891: hhehe
Poison891: ok
Poison891: then
Poison891: arg.
Poison891: arg
Christeyopgwe: awwwww
Christeyopgwe: sad times
Christeyopgwe: I'm in deep liking with Russ again
Poison891: my ass hurts
Christeyopgwe: really?
Poison891: and i'm not done with my harry potter book
Christeyopgwe: want me to rub it?
Christeyopgwe: IT'S REALLY GOOD
Poison891: who is russ
Christeyopgwe: I finished in in 2.5 days
Poison891: http://www.kawasaki.com/index2.asp
Poison891: what do you think
Poison891: it's taking me a little longer
Poison891: it's been like a week
Poison891: and i'm only on pg 200
Christeyopgwe: which one?
Poison891: 500R
Poison891: or the ZX6R... but that's getting to be 8,000
Poison891: :-(
Poison891: 5 Gs
Poison891: much better than the 8 Gs
Christeyopgwe: true
Poison891: but less powerful
Poison891: :
Poison891: (
Christeyopgwe: that is sad times
Christeyopgwe: but do you need power right away?
Christeyopgwe: eventually you'll get the power right?
Poison891: i may have to go for the suzuki sv650
Poison891: 5,899
Christeyopgwe: in between
Poison891: how many bikes am i going to go through?
Poison891: really
Christeyopgwe: I know someone with 10 bikes
Christeyopgwe: aand he's about to get another
Poison891: really
Poison891: who?
Poison891: i must be introduced
Poison891: please
Christeyopgwe: AND he's black!
Christeyopgwe: you would like him!
Christeyopgwe: his name is Damon
Poison891: really/
Poison891: who is this character
Christeyopgwe: he's a really good friend of my mom's
Poison891: how old
Christeyopgwe: old
Christeyopgwe: er
Poison891: ahh
Poison891: i have to sleep
Poison891: i'm going
Poison891: to bed
Christeyopgwe: nighty night!
Poison891: i have done enough motorcycle research for tonight
Christeyopgwe: heh
Christeyopgwe: have a good night shuga
Poison891: nighty night
Poison891: miss you
Christeyopgwe: mee toO!
I miss Laura
