weird conversations

davidr518: hey
Christeyopgwe: Hey man!
Christeyopgwe: what's up?!
davidr518: what's going on
davidr518: nothing here really
Christeyopgwe: I'm so happy
davidr518: why??
Christeyopgwe: I don't know!
davidr518: lol... kool
Christeyopgwe: there's just something about the past 20 minutes
Christeyopgwe: that make me happy
Christeyopgwe: for no reason
davidr518: interesting
davidr518: lol
davidr518: that's good
davidr518: what did you do today
Christeyopgwe: nothing really
Christeyopgwe: Psychology final
Christeyopgwe: then sleep
Christeyopgwe: then work
Christeyopgwe: now home
Christeyopgwe: !
davidr518: awesome
davidr518: good to be home
Christeyopgwe: well not HOME home
Christeyopgwe: but in my apartmen
Christeyopgwe: t
davidr518: yeah i know
davidr518: my apt is home to me
davidr518: haha
Christeyopgwe: man, I feel like going out!
davidr518: lol
davidr518: awesome
davidr518: where would you go
Christeyopgwe: i don't know!
davidr518: :-)
Christeyopgwe: get some people together and go to the Royal
Christeyopgwe: I don't know
davidr518: yeah, my friend just asked me to go....
Christeyopgwe: find an over ager to buy me some alcohol, somthing
Christeyopgwe: I just want to go party
davidr518: i was like i dunno i have to get up early tomorrow
Christeyopgwe: so do i!
Christeyopgwe: for class!
davidr518: ewww
davidr518: it's no fun to go to royal if you're not drunk
Christeyopgwe: I know
Christeyopgwe: well I do'nt get drunk
Christeyopgwe: it takes me too long
davidr518: ha
davidr518: really
davidr518: even with shots?
Christeyopgwe: yeah
davidr518: hmmm
davidr518: it
davidr518: it takes me quite a bit but i can get drunk mos def
Christeyopgwe: I've only bneen drink once
davidr518: wow
davidr518: and you already have high tollerance
Christeyopgwe: eyah
davidr518: so what are you up to tonight then
Christeyopgwe: nothing yet
Christeyopgwe: what about you?
davidr518: i would go to royal but prob not becuase i have to go home tomorrow for my sis' high school grad. and i'm going to see a lot of people that i haven't seen in awhile
davidr518: i don't want to look hung over
davidr518: haha
Christeyopgwe: hahah
davidr518: so ya... whatever i do won't involve drinking
Christeyopgwe: well then let's have sex
davidr518: prob watch a movie
davidr518: haha
Christeyopgwe: what movie?
davidr518: i got one flew over the cocoos nest for my b.day
davidr518: maybe that
Christeyopgwe: Jack Nicholson
davidr518: yeah
Christeyopgwe: is the man
davidr518: yeah he's awesome
davidr518: the shining is my fav movie
Christeyopgwe: red ruim
Christeyopgwe: *rum
davidr518: totally
davidr518: all work and no play make jack a dull boy
davidr518: ... or something
Christeyopgwe: haha
Christeyopgwe: wowsers
davidr518: it would be fun to go out but i know i'll regret it tomorrow
davidr518: wowsers what
davidr518: ?
davidr518: :-)
Christeyopgwe: yeah you will, but come on, you should do something
davidr518: i think the movie sounds like a good idea
Christeyopgwe: by yourself?
davidr518: unless someone else wants to
davidr518: lol
Christeyopgwe: well..
davidr518: ?
Christeyopgwe: why not?
davidr518: why not what?
Christeyopgwe: let's watch a movie
davidr518: kewl
davidr518: where do you want to watch it
Christeyopgwe: well, at my house, we're watching Real Sex now
Christeyopgwe: are you in the computer lab?
davidr518: yeah
Christeyopgwe: fun times
davidr518: ehh... it's alright
davidr518: lol
davidr518: i dunno if my annoying roommate will be at our apt or not
Christeyopgwe: oh he's annoying? so he'll be bothered by the sex huh?
Christeyopgwe: kidding
davidr518: ha! yeah you are
davidr518: haha
davidr518: he was gone when i left
Christeyopgwe: I've never had sex
davidr518: me either
Christeyopgwe: fun times
davidr518: yes
davidr518: lol
Christeyopgwe: you've seen my pictorals right?
davidr518: un huh
davidr518: who is at your place watching the show
Christeyopgwe: me, and Josh, and Sarah
Christeyopgwe: wait so what do you look like, not that it matteres
davidr518: i'm 6'1
davidr518: brown hair green eyes
Christeyopgwe: uh huh
Christeyopgwe: keep on
davidr518: i dunno what else to say
davidr518: lol
davidr518: i'm kinda tan
Christeyopgwe: do you wear glasses?
davidr518: nope, contacts
davidr518: my hair is normally kinda spikey but now it's flat beucase i didn't do it after going to the gym
Christeyopgwe: coolness
Christeyopgwe: how much do you weigh?
davidr518: 165
davidr518: u/
Christeyopgwe: colness
Christeyopgwe: well I don't drive, so if you live close to a stop, then that's better
davidr518: i live by the blue line racine stop
davidr518: but now i'
davidr518: now i'm right by the uic halsted stop
Christeyopgwe: I know where that is
davidr518: you live by the red line right
Christeyopgwe: Harrison
Christeyopgwe: right next to
davidr518: do you want me to just pick you up... i have a car
davidr518: or u could just come here
davidr518: whatever
Christeyopgwe: are you sure? Now you can't expect anything, ya know, just watching a movie
davidr518: yeah
davidr518: i'm not like that
davidr518: lol
Christeyopgwe: kay
Christeyopgwe: Phew
davidr518: i was gonna tell you the same thing
Christeyopgwe: just making sure
davidr518: totally
Christeyopgwe: excellent
davidr518: just come to the uic stop
davidr518: i can wait here or whatever
Christeyopgwe: okay.. I'll leave in a couple minutes.. what's your number? I'll call you when I'm leaving, and when I get there
davidr518: ok
davidr518: 312-420-3641
Christeyopgwe: mine is
Christeyopgwe: 312-388-0541
davidr518: alright
davidr518: i hate to ask this but your name is chris right
Christeyopgwe: I can't believe
Christeyopgwe: you don't know
Christeyopgwe: haah'
Christeyopgwe: kidding
Christeyopgwe: yeah
davidr518: you never told me
Christeyopgwe: I kno
davidr518: i assumed by your SN
Christeyopgwe: I just figured yours was david too
davidr518: yeah
davidr518: right on
Christeyopgwe: allright

This is why I love my best friend.

Christeyopgwe: you know what?
BudiCall183: what
Christeyopgwe: Glen has issues!
BudiCall183: seeeeeeeeeeeee
Christeyopgwe: no
Christeyopgwe: I mean shit
Christeyopgwe: look at this
BudiCall183: ok
Christeyopgwe: shitty shitness.
BudiCall183: hahahaha
BudiCall183: dork
BudiCall183: damn
BudiCall183: he has problems
BudiCall183: isseus
BudiCall183: amen
BudiCall183: to myself
BudiCall183: damn
Christeyopgwe: I know
Christeyopgwe: I mean you know
Christeyopgwe: SHIT

Christeyopgwe: YOu're my best friend
BudiCall183: i sure do!
BudiCall183: i sure as Hell am!
Christeyopgwe: if I had some damn fucking issues with you
BudiCall183: mkighty aphrodite
BudiCall183: i know right
Christeyopgwe: I would fucking lay them the fuck out
Christeyopgwe: shit!
Christeyopgwe: and we would get over them, and move our ases on
Christeyopgwe: *asses
BudiCall183: amen!!
BudiCall183: hahahah
Christeyopgwe: This I'm not on good terms with my best friend, but I"m about to spend all night with him
BudiCall183: freak of nature
Christeyopgwe: oh hell no
BudiCall183: AMEN!
BudiCall183: you don't do all that
Christeyopgwe: I am fucking man
Christeyopgwe: *MAD
BudiCall183: right!
BudiCall183: same here
Christeyopgwe: I need to forget about dumbass boys'
Christeyopgwe: FUCK
Christeyopgwe: SHIT
BudiCall183: you sure do!
Christeyopgwe: I NEED TO GO TO BED
BudiCall183: hahhaa
Christeyopgwe: and sleep until tomorrow
BudiCall183: like you said yesterday
Christeyopgwe: fuck that shit
BudiCall183: you probably didn't go to bed until 4:00 in the morning righ
BudiCall183: t
Christeyopgwe: no 1:30

Fuck this shit.

I just don't get it.

Christeyopgwe: How was class?
DelitaRemoved: exciting
Christeyopgwe: fun tiems
Christeyopgwe: !
Christeyopgwe: what's up for tonight?
DelitaRemoved: hudson coming for weekly dinner and tv
Christeyopgwe: sounds like fun
Christeyopgwe: so are you back on good terms?
DelitaRemoved: no
Christeyopgwe: oh.
Christeyopgwe: so do you pretend it's not there?
DelitaRemoved: i'm out for dinner, bye
DelitaRemoved: i dont like talking about it
Christeyopgwe: oh okay
Christeyopgwe: have a great night


WHAT DOES THIS MEAN! I MEAN SHIT!

If you are strugglin with someone, then you need to tell their ass. Fuck that shit man. I think I need to be the conselor. But I'm not going to be here long enough. Damn.

This is the continuation:

DelitaRemoved: i hear
Christeyopgwe: so when did he tell you all this?
DelitaRemoved: all what?
DelitaRemoved: our friendship has been nine months of me eharing about his pschological bullshit
Christeyopgwe: oh really?
DelitaRemoved: yes
DelitaRemoved: i have helped him through so much
DelitaRemoved: he just drags me down with him
DelitaRemoved: la la
Christeyopgwe: don't let yourself be dragged down, just help him
DelitaRemoved: i dont feel like helping him anymore
Christeyopgwe: awww why not?
DelitaRemoved: he just goes back to his old ways
DelitaRemoved: helping him is a waste of my time and my heart
Christeyopgwe: so do you like him?
DelitaRemoved: i hate him
Christeyopgwe: you don't
Christeyopgwe: don't say that
DelitaRemoved: but yes, at one point he made me love him
DelitaRemoved: the easiest way to end love is to make it hate
Christeyopgwe: hate is the worst thing
DelitaRemoved: i enjoy it
Christeyopgwe: don't hate him, just pity him, if you can... I mean to hate someone is to say you don't care for him, and there is something in you that cares about him
Christeyopgwe: I mean he may have some work to do, but as a friend, you can help him
DelitaRemoved: let us not talk about him anymore
Christeyopgwe: okay if that'll make you feel better, but if you want to talk about anything, just tell me, and I'm here
Christeyopgwe: sooo buddy boy
DelitaRemoved: la
Christeyopgwe: what did you do last Friday night?
DelitaRemoved: party
DelitaRemoved: in which i met a guy but by end of the night he wanted hudson
DelitaRemoved: as all guys do
Christeyopgwe: I believe we were at the same party
DelitaRemoved: you and i?
Christeyopgwe: yes sirree
DelitaRemoved: and you didnt come say hi?
Christeyopgwe: there were so many people
Christeyopgwe: and I just put two and two together
DelitaRemoved: what was i wearing, if you can remember
Christeyopgwe: I don't know if I saw you, but I know I was at that party
DelitaRemoved: where was your party?
Christeyopgwe: Addison stop
Christeyopgwe: Wilton
DelitaRemoved: yup
DelitaRemoved: what time did you get there?
Christeyopgwe: about 12:30ish
DelitaRemoved: hmm... i left around 1
Christeyopgwe: yeah, we probablly didn't see each other.. I was talking to Laura until we both decided to mingle
DelitaRemoved: i was in kitchen, then outside
DelitaRemoved: around that time
Christeyopgwe: I was in kitchen the whole time, basically, until the good music started, then I was in the living room
DelitaRemoved: well, i dont know what you look like so cant say if i saw you
Christeyopgwe: I've sent you pictures, haven't I?
DelitaRemoved: no
Christeyopgwe: hold up
Christeyopgwe: email address
DelitaRemoved: , yo

why am I right all the time? I knew he knew Hudson REALLY well.

Christeyopgwe: Hey
DelitaRemoved: yo
Christeyopgwe: my train was stopped for an hour
Christeyopgwe: coming home from evenston
DelitaRemoved: you were in evanston?
DelitaRemoved: gah
Christeyopgwe: for a few minutes
Christeyopgwe: I just had to get my stuff
Christeyopgwe: but it took me 2 hours to get home
Christeyopgwe: it's supposed to take about 50 minutes
DelitaRemoved: stuff?
Christeyopgwe: yeah I left it at Olivia's
Christeyopgwe: I sleep there every weekend
DelitaRemoved: cute
Christeyopgwe: yup
Christeyopgwe: I'll be there this weekend
DelitaRemoved: i sleep in my bed
Christeyopgwe: oh really?
DelitaRemoved: totally
Christeyopgwe: coolness
DelitaRemoved: solid
Christeyopgwe: oh yes
Christeyopgwe: so what's happening?
DelitaRemoved: sitting
Christeyopgwe: hotness
Christeyopgwe: no Final Fantasy?
Christeyopgwe: Sen in the City?
DelitaRemoved: nope
DelitaRemoved: nope
Christeyopgwe: *sex
DelitaRemoved: nada
DelitaRemoved: sitting
Christeyopgwe: only sitting?
DelitaRemoved: just sitting
Christeyopgwe: are you bored?
DelitaRemoved: kinda poopy
Christeyopgwe: why is that?
DelitaRemoved: my best friend (the ass you says i'm not attracitve enuff) has done some more poopy stuff
Christeyopgwe: like what?
Christeyopgwe: what's this best friend's name?
DelitaRemoved: well, there is always his "i'm gay/I'mstraight" drama he drags me into
DelitaRemoved: his name is hudson
DelitaRemoved: tons of guys know him
DelitaRemoved: you probably do too
Christeyopgwe: why do you say that?
Christeyopgwe: so are you talking to him?
DelitaRemoved: cuz lots of guys know him
DelitaRemoved: i always talk to him
DelitaRemoved: this weekend he cut his internet cable cuz he was too weak to not talk to someone he shouldnt
DelitaRemoved: and he did so without considering how it affects our friendship
Christeyopgwe: who was this person?
Christeyopgwe: that sucks
DelitaRemoved: a guy in FL he was phone dating and leading on
Christeyopgwe: oh really?
Christeyopgwe: so he's not going to be online anymore?
DelitaRemoved: nope
DelitaRemoved: it was his pastor's advice
DelitaRemoved: asst pastor
DelitaRemoved: his pastor is his father
Christeyopgwe: I see

To be continued

OH HOLLER! AMEN TO THIS

DpthPerceptnBoyH: gooood evening
Christeyopgwe: Hey man!
Christeyopgwe: what's going on?
DpthPerceptnBoyH: making microwave popcorn
DpthPerceptnBoyH: i be so hungry
Christeyopgwe: you can come over here
Christeyopgwe: I just cooked
DpthPerceptnBoyH: what didja cook?
Christeyopgwe: rice krispie treats for dessert
Christeyopgwe: homeade pizza
Christeyopgwe: and mac n cheese
DpthPerceptnBoyH: mmmmm
DpthPerceptnBoyH: hoooorayyyy for dorms!
Christeyopgwe: no dorms here
Christeyopgwe: apartments
DpthPerceptnBoyH: even more yayy
Christeyopgwe: you're right about this
Christeyopgwe: and tonight, it's all mine ;-)
Christeyopgwe: the apartment, not the food
Christeyopgwe: I cook, and my friends pay, so it works out quite nice
DpthPerceptnBoyH: no roommates?
DpthPerceptnBoyH: tonight?
Christeyopgwe: no every night basically, when I don't work
Christeyopgwe: yeah, no roomies, they are all going to their G/F's
DpthPerceptnBoyH: and they still pay for the apt?
DpthPerceptnBoyH: how many roomies do ya have?
Christeyopgwe: well, I just moved in with Ben, Josh (and Justin) he has his own place, but stays here, basically
DpthPerceptnBoyH: what are they like?
Christeyopgwe: they rock
Christeyopgwe: some of the nicest guys
Christeyopgwe: we joke about everything
Christeyopgwe: it's awesome, because I've never had too close of guy friends, and these guys are the shit
DpthPerceptnBoyH: i thought you said they have GFs
Christeyopgwe: they do
DpthPerceptnBoyH: so they're not gay?
Christeyopgwe: not my new roomates
Christeyopgwe: my old one was hay
Christeyopgwe: *gay
DpthPerceptnBoyH: were there problems? sleazy gay guy?
Christeyopgwe: well, we used to get along great, then he turned into an ass
Christeyopgwe: he was sleazy too, but that's besides the point
DpthPerceptnBoyH: i'm sorry
Christeyopgwe: you don't have to be sorry
Christeyopgwe: it's totally not your fault
DpthPerceptnBoyH: oh yes it IS
DpthPerceptnBoyH: heh heh
Christeyopgwe: all of my gay friends are sleazy
Christeyopgwe: haha
Christeyopgwe: some more than others
DpthPerceptnBoyH: i have grease on my left mouse button
DpthPerceptnBoyH: i will put grease on my right mouse button to even it out
Christeyopgwe: haha
Christeyopgwe: there's KY on my left testicle...
Christeyopgwe: that was really gross
DpthPerceptnBoyH: AHHHHH
DpthPerceptnBoyH: hhahahahahaha
Christeyopgwe: :-D
DpthPerceptnBoyH: have you heard anything recently about matt my ex? is he still alive?
Christeyopgwe: matt.. my (ex) roomate hangs out with him all the time
Christeyopgwe: they were like butt buddies
Christeyopgwe: then, I don't know what happened
DpthPerceptnBoyH: MMMMM buttbuddies. so cute
Christeyopgwe: when I first met him, I thought he was cute, then I saw him smoke
Christeyopgwe: and that's a turnoff
Christeyopgwe: I mean I'm sure I could get over it if I liked a guy, but golly gee
Christeyopgwe: then I heard he's quite friendly with drugs
Christeyopgwe: but I am not a gossip
Christeyopgwe: so I left it at that
DpthPerceptnBoyH: he is indee
DpthPerceptnBoyH: d
DpthPerceptnBoyH: i hope he survives
Christeyopgwe: me too
Christeyopgwe: so how have you been?
DpthPerceptnBoyH: ehhh. good. started my job at the legal clinic today
Christeyopgwe: how's it going?
Christeyopgwe: er, hoe did your first day go?
Christeyopgwe: *how
DpthPerceptnBoyH: it was cool--met with the attorney i'll be working under and got briefed about the cases he has going
DpthPerceptnBoyH: several wrongful-conviction cases
DpthPerceptnBoyH: it's fascinating stuff
Christeyopgwe: that's awesome!
Christeyopgwe: I hate this world
DpthPerceptnBoyH: what is wrong with it? the weather does, i admit, seem a bit cold at presen
DpthPerceptnBoyH: t
Christeyopgwe: no no no, it's the people and stupid damn descions
Christeyopgwe: like staying here
Christeyopgwe: going home
Christeyopgwe: coming back here for school
Christeyopgwe: friends pressuring me, boys/like interests, just crap
DpthPerceptnBoyH: why might you go home?
Christeyopgwe: for the summer
Christeyopgwe: there's nothing for me here if I don't take classes
Christeyopgwe: well there is, but golly gee
DpthPerceptnBoyH: but golly gee what?
Christeyopgwe: but I miss my friends and my family
Christeyopgwe: like my little sister and brother almost made me cry today
Christeyopgwe: they said I'm too far away, and they are going to come up here personally, bring me home, and tie me down, so I'll never get away
DpthPerceptnBoyH: awwww
DpthPerceptnBoyH: that's wonderful
DpthPerceptnBoyH: how old are they?
DpthPerceptnBoyH: how long is the drive?
Christeyopgwe: (this is the sad part) 15 and 16
Christeyopgwe: 12 hours
DpthPerceptnBoyH: (awwww again)
Christeyopgwe: :-Christeyopgwe: but I'll survive
Christeyopgwe: anyways
Christeyopgwe: let's not think about that
Christeyopgwe: I need to live it up as much as I can while I'm here
DpthPerceptnBoyH: yeah! party, be happy, skinny dip
Christeyopgwe: you going to join me?
DpthPerceptnBoyH: mmm, sounds fun. i have never skinny dipped this side of lake michigan before
Christeyopgwe: well then, what are you doing tomorrow?
DpthPerceptnBoyH: working, and laying out in the afternoon if it's warm enough, and going to meeting in evanston in evening
Christeyopgwe: fun times
DpthPerceptnBoyH: what are you doing friday night? i'm throwing a party at my best friend's apartment in wrigleyville
Christeyopgwe: I am doing a whole lot of nothing
DpthPerceptnBoyH: well, grab a friend and show up. it's at 11:30 ish at 3514 N. Wilton, a 45 second walk from the Red Line
DpthPerceptnBoyH: Addison stop
Christeyopgwe: seriously?
Christeyopgwe: and say Hudson invited me?
DpthPerceptnBoyH: sure! given that it's my party (and my best friend mike's, but equally)
Christeyopgwe: excellent
DpthPerceptnBoyH: i will be wearing white short-sleeve button-down with little red things on it
DpthPerceptnBoyH: cell: 815.919.7981
Christeyopgwe: I'll be there
DpthPerceptnBoyH: cool. bring something to drink if you want, but we will have plenty there
Christeyopgwe: coolness
Christeyopgwe: fun times for all
DpthPerceptnBoyH: yep
DpthPerceptnBoyH: i hope
DpthPerceptnBoyH: time to sleeeep
DpthPerceptnBoyH: gnite!
Christeyopgwe: have a grea night
Christeyopgwe: sweet dreams!
Christeyopgwe: see ya later!

46 guys. Some really cool. More tomorrow. I love this experiment, but I hate it too.

SHIT. This is NOT a WEIRD OR GHETTO CONVERSATION. IT'S AMAZING. Top 3 conversations I have ever had with someone not Maya, Jenny, or Crisitna.

DpthPerceptnBoyH: screw you! i fell for your 'click here to discover your true mate,' or whatever that thingy is, on your profile
Christeyopgwe: :-P
Christeyopgwe: :-*
DpthPerceptnBoyH: so you now know all about me, except who i am and the unimportant shit like that
Christeyopgwe: how was the movie?
DpthPerceptnBoyH: eh, the movie?
Christeyopgwe: wrong person, my best friend saw X2 tonight
Christeyopgwe: my bad!
DpthPerceptnBoyH: ahhh. not to worry. i am sure that you get mobbed whenever you get on
DpthPerceptnBoyH: putting aol s/n on xy profile=UNwise, sir
Christeyopgwe: It's a test
DpthPerceptnBoyH: ok. well, i flunked the test. but i would not have IMed you if you hadn't used complete, correctly spelled sentences
Christeyopgwe: you have no clue whether you flunked or not
Christeyopgwe: I'm the judge of that
DpthPerceptnBoyH: what i mean is that i flunked because i clicked, originally, on account of the pic
Christeyopgwe: that doesn't matter
DpthPerceptnBoyH: anyway, introductory stuff: i'm hudson, i'm 21, i just finished my first year of law school at northwestern, north end of downtown
Christeyopgwe: I'm on the south end of downtown
DpthPerceptnBoyH: yep. you are at columbia and you...will...make...it
Christeyopgwe: thanks!
DpthPerceptnBoyH: confidence is good. most people do not hav it
DpthPerceptnBoyH: *have
Christeyopgwe: that is true
Christeyopgwe: so what's happening?
Christeyopgwe: by the way, Hudson is a great name
DpthPerceptnBoyH: when do i find out if i pass? do you need more? do you need a pic, or a school transcript or a recommendation from a third-grade teacher?
Christeyopgwe: fourth grade
DpthPerceptnBoyH: thanks. i used to hate the name, but i try to grow into i
DpthPerceptnBoyH: t
DpthPerceptnBoyH: hmm, well, my mom taught me in fourth grade (home-schooled 'til college)
DpthPerceptnBoyH: so i'm sure i could get that for you
Christeyopgwe: okay, well actually this is the last day of the test, so you get results faster than anyone
DpthPerceptnBoyH: terrif!
Christeyopgwe: okay
Christeyopgwe: it's totally about personality
Christeyopgwe: so what I do, is get to know someone, then tell them the whole truth... everything was really the truth in what I said, but there's one discrepency
DpthPerceptnBoyH: so no visuals at all? good. i'm a sweaty immigrant
Christeyopgwe: I don't care what you look like
Christeyopgwe: I'll be friends with anyone
DpthPerceptnBoyH: you can only be friends with a limited number
Christeyopgwe: that's what you think
Christeyopgwe: the more people I know, the better
Christeyopgwe: you never know when you'll need a certain someone
Christeyopgwe: you can be intimate friends with a limited number, but friends, can span the oceans

Auto response from DpthPerceptnBoyH: back in a mo'


Christeyopgwe: tell me when you get back
DpthPerceptnBoyH: i am baaaaack
DpthPerceptnBoyH: frighteningly so
Christeyopgwe: yaay!
DpthPerceptnBoyH: what is your name?
Christeyopgwe: Christopher
DpthPerceptnBoyH: shoulda guessed
DpthPerceptnBoyH: i believe i owe you a pic, despite your protests to the contrary
DpthPerceptnBoyH wants to directly connect.
Christeyopgwe: you don't have to seriously
DpthPerceptnBoyH cancels request; no connection was made.
Christeyopgwe: well not yet..
Christeyopgwe: haha
Christeyopgwe: christoplg@hotmail.com
DpthPerceptnBoyH: oh, so the next level must be reached, broached and breached
DpthPerceptnBoyH: i'm game
DpthPerceptnBoyH: wow! fast, indeed
Christeyopgwe: if you can't resist
DpthPerceptnBoyH: it would make me a very good person if i did
DpthPerceptnBoyH: must....resist.....
Christeyopgwe: :-P
DpthPerceptnBoyH: i cannot control my fingers
DpthPerceptnBoyH: not my fault
DpthPerceptnBoyH: not my fault
Christeyopgwe: crazy crazy
DpthPerceptnBoyH: sent. it is not dirty. you may open it in front of your mother
Christeyopgwe: well my mom would prefer a dirty one
Christeyopgwe: she's quite different from most mom's
DpthPerceptnBoyH: indeed
DpthPerceptnBoyH: where be ye from?
Christeyopgwe: North Carolina
DpthPerceptnBoyH: it is tempting to try to span the oceans with multitudes of friends. perhaps you will do it yet
Christeyopgwe: I am sure trying
Christeyopgwe: oh golly
Christeyopgwe: well, now I feel bad for revealing the expiriment
DpthPerceptnBoyH: yes, i am sure the effort must be quite intense
DpthPerceptnBoyH: why? because a knowing subject isn't worth anything?
Christeyopgwe: well, I'll just tell you flat out, that picture is a guy named Stave Burns, ever heard of him?
Christeyopgwe: he's the old host of Blue's Clues
Christeyopgwe: www.steveswebpage.com
DpthPerceptnBoyH: you're sayin the pic i sent you is steve burns?
Christeyopgwe: no no
Christeyopgwe: the one I sent you is
Christeyopgwe: in my profile
DpthPerceptnBoyH: ahhh. i do not know steve
DpthPerceptnBoyH: and blue's clues touches only vaguely on my consciousness
DpthPerceptnBoyH: okay, i see the point of the experiment
Christeyopgwe: yeah..
DpthPerceptnBoyH: what are the results so far otherwise?
DpthPerceptnBoyH: in my defense in my defense in my defense....
Christeyopgwe: welll in the past three days 46 guys have IMed me
Christeyopgwe: and I have gotten 6 numbers
Christeyopgwe: and after I showed them my picture, only 5 still talk to me
DpthPerceptnBoyH: there is no way i would have responded if it were not for what was written
Christeyopgwe: are you serious?
DpthPerceptnBoyH: well, how can you believe me? i'm just a stupid guy
DpthPerceptnBoyH: but honestly
DpthPerceptnBoyH: the confidence that showed forth was very rare
DpthPerceptnBoyH: it was completely different from any other flirty, 'boi'-laden XY profile
Christeyopgwe: wowsers
DpthPerceptnBoyH: you sounded like an ayn rand hero
Christeyopgwe: the Fountainhead
DpthPerceptnBoyH: flatly saying, 'I will make it.'
DpthPerceptnBoyH: whoa! h'raaaaay for intellect
Christeyopgwe: I have to, I've wanted this more than almost anything in my life
DpthPerceptnBoyH: my favorite is atlass shrugged. could not put it down. desired to either have sex with, or be, dagny taggart
DpthPerceptnBoyH: wanting one thing and doing whatever it takes to get that one thing
DpthPerceptnBoyH: is pretty rare
DpthPerceptnBoyH: even though everybody talks about it
DpthPerceptnBoyH: everybody pretends to have drive
DpthPerceptnBoyH: but
DpthPerceptnBoyH: most gay guys work at their parents' white hen pantry and live for the weekend
Christeyopgwe: haha
Christeyopgwe: wowsers
Christeyopgwe: so yeah, that's the basics of my expiriment
DpthPerceptnBoyH: 46 vs. 5
DpthPerceptnBoyH: of course
DpthPerceptnBoyH: since you have told me this
DpthPerceptnBoyH: you are giving me an incentive to keep talking to you, simply to prove that i'm not an obscenely vapid superficial jerk
DpthPerceptnBoyH: well, i'll have you know
DpthPerceptnBoyH: i AM an o.v.s.j.
Christeyopgwe: don't know that one
DpthPerceptnBoyH: i made it up. see above, obscenely vapid superficial jerk
Christeyopgwe: I do that all the time
Christeyopgwe: weird
Christeyopgwe: I make up acronyms
DpthPerceptnBoyH: do ya?
DpthPerceptnBoyH: (singsong voice) and-you-read-the-foun-tain-heeaaaad...
Christeyopgwe: yes
DpthPerceptnBoyH: and you read much. which also is rare
Christeyopgwe: have you ever read The Exqusite Corpse?
DpthPerceptnBoyH: i have not
DpthPerceptnBoyH: i am not as well read as i would like to be
Christeyopgwe: I really like it, not done with it, but it's the craziest thing I have ever set my eyes on
DpthPerceptnBoyH: i am reading a susan howatch novel right now...a drama about politics within the church of england in the 1960s...she makes it more exciting than any swashbuckling spy story
Christeyopgwe: really?
DpthPerceptnBoyH: yep. 'absolute truths.' it's about a bishop put under tremendous strain by the death of his wife and his own susceptibility to the temptation he preaches agaisnt
Christeyopgwe: that sounds really interesting
DpthPerceptnBoyH: it's an absorbing read. that is why i am reading it
Christeyopgwe: I'll have to borrow it ;-)
DpthPerceptnBoyH: certainly
DpthPerceptnBoyH: do you happen to live in the columbia dorms?
Christeyopgwe: I live right behind them
DpthPerceptnBoyH: ah. well, perhaps you know my ex
Christeyopgwe: depends on who it is
DpthPerceptnBoyH: and perhaps it will reflect poorly on me
DpthPerceptnBoyH: matt battaglia
Christeyopgwe: matt? the druggie?
DpthPerceptnBoyH: sad to say
DpthPerceptnBoyH: i dated him his senior year of high school....he seems to have gone crazy this past year
DpthPerceptnBoyH: i also went out a few times with houston roderick
Christeyopgwe: I don't know him
DpthPerceptnBoyH: ah. well, anyway, you have discovered who i am
DpthPerceptnBoyH: again, you have no reason to believe me
DpthPerceptnBoyH: me being just a stupid internet guy and all
Christeyopgwe: shut up
DpthPerceptnBoyH: but i had not responded to an xy profile in six months
Christeyopgwe: I mean hey, I believe you
Christeyopgwe: but if I have reason not to, it's okay
Christeyopgwe: I'll believe you until you tell me you're lying
Christeyopgwe: my best friend is counting all the greek letters
DpthPerceptnBoyH: i am not shallow! i can look past somebody's outward appearance!
DpthPerceptnBoyH: <-----lying
Christeyopgwe: that made me laugh
Christeyopgwe: once you see my real picture, you won't be talking to me, so I'm soaking it all up
DpthPerceptnBoyH: no, no, no, you don't understand. all incentives have been messed around with. all bets are off
Christeyopgwe: oh really?
Christeyopgwe: what exactly do you mean?
DpthPerceptnBoyH: well, i will keep talking to you, but that is not an assurance that i am not being fake. i don't want to incur your judgment by ceasing to talk to you
DpthPerceptnBoyH: sorry..i'm goin on about this
DpthPerceptnBoyH: i have been realizing how fake i am lately
Christeyopgwe: what do you mean?
DpthPerceptnBoyH: other stuff has been happening--like my being told by friends that i'm fake when i throw a party
Christeyopgwe: really?
DpthPerceptnBoyH: yes
Christeyopgwe: well right now, I don't think you're fake at all
DpthPerceptnBoyH: yayyy! twelve points
Christeyopgwe: I DO POINTS
Christeyopgwe: oh my gosh
DpthPerceptnBoyH: you're not serious
Christeyopgwe: I am so incredibly serious
DpthPerceptnBoyH: ayn rand, points and acronyms
Christeyopgwe: I was just typing 10 points for you when you typed that
Christeyopgwe: and I was like oh shit
DpthPerceptnBoyH: whoa!
DpthPerceptnBoyH: at the same time?!?!
DpthPerceptnBoyH: well, we don't actually think alike. i gave myself TWELVE
Christeyopgwe: hahah
Christeyopgwe: yeah you're right, not exactly the same
Christeyopgwe: but how fun would that be?
DpthPerceptnBoyH: would be no fun at all
Christeyopgwe: exactly
DpthPerceptnBoyH: except we could take each other's place, and stuff
DpthPerceptnBoyH: i would like to sit in on some film classes
Christeyopgwe: really?
Christeyopgwe: I wanted to be a lawyer if I didnt' do film
DpthPerceptnBoyH: BA DUM pshhhh
DpthPerceptnBoyH: one of my closest friends is a film major at NU
Christeyopgwe: oh really?
DpthPerceptnBoyH: the work he does, the elements he understands, just amaze the hell outta me
Christeyopgwe: yeah, see, I'm not like that really. I mean I can be, but it takes ALOT.
Christeyopgwe: I'm a producing major, which means I'm the person who is in charge of selling the film, taking it out to the world, backing it, and financing it
DpthPerceptnBoyH: you are not serious
Christeyopgwe: as a heart attack
DpthPerceptnBoyH: i asked glen (that's his name) YESTERDAY what it takes to be a producer...because arranging the finances and logistics seemed so interesting and i'd love to do it if i ever accrue some wealth by being an attorney asshole
DpthPerceptnBoyH: YESTERDAY
DpthPerceptnBoyH: we were discussing what it takes to be a producer
Christeyopgwe: oh my gosh
DpthPerceptnBoyH: yeppers
DpthPerceptnBoyH: fifteen points
Christeyopgwe: more like 17
DpthPerceptnBoyH: i am enjoying steve's web page
Christeyopgwe: he's the man!
DpthPerceptnBoyH: espesh. the music-studio shot with the one-word caption 'La.'
Christeyopgwe: I have three blues' clues shirts
DpthPerceptnBoyH: ah. i have never watched the show
DpthPerceptnBoyH: there our similarities end
DpthPerceptnBoyH: farewell
DpthPerceptnBoyH: ba da banggg
Christeyopgwe: :-P
Christeyopgwe: you're soo funny
DpthPerceptnBoyH: no. i am wry
DpthPerceptnBoyH: there's a difference
Christeyopgwe: oh really?
DpthPerceptnBoyH: i realized just now that my stereo was muted. i turned it up just in time to hear eminem intone, '...scratch my balls until i shred his skin.' i then turned it back down
Christeyopgwe: LMAO
DpthPerceptnBoyH: one day i downloaded all the eminem songs i could. i do not know why. i loath them
Christeyopgwe: he makes me feel better when I'm mad, because i have to laugh at him
DpthPerceptnBoyH: i like the way he makes politically correct people quiver with rage
DpthPerceptnBoyH: i think it's good for them
Christeyopgwe: I think you may be right
Christeyopgwe: never thought of that
DpthPerceptnBoyH: ACTUALLY. he reminds me of dominique francon
DpthPerceptnBoyH: remember the way dominique made fun of everybody
DpthPerceptnBoyH: ?
DpthPerceptnBoyH: didn't respect anything?
DpthPerceptnBoyH: showed everyone to be a hypocrite?
DpthPerceptnBoyH: (until, of course, roark raped her and she LIKED it)
Christeyopgwe: I was about to say
Christeyopgwe: until she got raped
Christeyopgwe: absolute good and genius can survive in an evil world
DpthPerceptnBoyH: well, she thought there was no absolute good
DpthPerceptnBoyH: so she just spent all her time making fun of the mediocre
DpthPerceptnBoyH: then absolute good raped her
DpthPerceptnBoyH: ayYYYYYYY!
Christeyopgwe: you really like rand don't you?
Christeyopgwe: do you like david sedaris (to go on the opposite end to the comedy)
Christeyopgwe: i wrote an essay on the fountainhead, for a scholarship
Christeyopgwe: and didn't get ti
DpthPerceptnBoyH: i am not familia with sedaris
Christeyopgwe: really?
Christeyopgwe: funniest mad alive
Christeyopgwe: *man
Christeyopgwe: well.. top 10
DpthPerceptnBoyH: dave barry? do ya like dave barry?
Christeyopgwe: it's so funny when people say that, because I used to babysit a kid named dave barry
Christeyopgwe: and for the longest time, I thought people were taking about him
DpthPerceptnBoyH: hahahahahaha!
DpthPerceptnBoyH: i am laughing out loud
Christeyopgwe: :-D
Christeyopgwe: yeah, I was a little on the naive side
DpthPerceptnBoyH: i'm sure you had the time of your life figuring out how a little kid could be so talented
Christeyopgwe: I did@
Christeyopgwe: a conversation would be a little like this:
Christeyopgwe: person: "that Dave Barry is a funny man!"
DpthPerceptnBoyH: HAHAHAAH
Christeyopgwe: me: "yeah, I think he's great"
DpthPerceptnBoyH: again i laugh loudly in my empty room
Christeyopgwe: person: "I have his calendar, and a quote he gave the other day just made me laugh"
Christeyopgwe: me: Dave Barry has a calendar?
Christeyopgwe: person: You don't know who dave Barry is?
Christeyopgwe: me: I babysit him!
Christeyopgwe: person: (laughs at me and walks away)
DpthPerceptnBoyH: HAHAHAHAH
DpthPerceptnBoyH: you poor old thing
DpthPerceptnBoyH: so did people laugh at you and walk away for a while 'til you figgered it out?
Christeyopgwe: yes, finally, daniel hodge told me
Christeyopgwe: he's a guy who knows both dave barry's
Christeyopgwe: and he educated me
DpthPerceptnBoyH: good for him. somebody should write to dave barry the elder about this
Christeyopgwe: that would rock
DpthPerceptnBoyH: ahhh, shakira
DpthPerceptnBoyH: i am struggling to develop a parallel to ayn rand
Christeyopgwe: meaning to your life? or a book/play/movie/etc?
DpthPerceptnBoyH: between shakira and ayn rand's writing
DpthPerceptnBoyH: so that i can sound intelligent
DpthPerceptnBoyH: oh well
Christeyopgwe: Hahaha!
Christeyopgwe: I taught shikira everything she knows
Christeyopgwe: by the way
DpthPerceptnBoyH: indeed? so it was underneath YOUR clothes that she was a-rubbin?
Christeyopgwe: you know it
DpthPerceptnBoyH: and it made her so horny that she took on a weird accent
Christeyopgwe: haha
DpthPerceptnBoyH: and modulated her voice in that funny way to accomodate the waves of intense pure pleasure that wracked her anorexic frame
Christeyopgwe: I tend to have the effect on people
Christeyopgwe: 8-)
DpthPerceptnBoyH: espesh. anorexic ones, i suppose
Christeyopgwe: *thinks*
Christeyopgwe: that's why all my friends are anorexic!
Christeyopgwe: only kidding
DpthPerceptnBoyH: okay. good. i try not to be anorexic
DpthPerceptnBoyH: protein shakes and vitamin pills, la la
DpthPerceptnBoyH: ooh, i think i'll grab a vitamin right now
DpthPerceptnBoyH: kapwing
Christeyopgwe: I take vitamin pills
DpthPerceptnBoyH: mmm, tasteless
Christeyopgwe: really? at 3 in the morning, you took a vitamin?
DpthPerceptnBoyH: i did
DpthPerceptnBoyH: FUCK IT'S THREE NINETEEN
DpthPerceptnBoyH: i have less than four hours to sleep
Christeyopgwe: oh no
Christeyopgwe: I have kept you up
DpthPerceptnBoyH: doncha worry
DpthPerceptnBoyH: i will drink coffee and be annoying
Christeyopgwe: sounds lke fun
Christeyopgwe: *like
DpthPerceptnBoyH: it will be
DpthPerceptnBoyH: believe me
Christeyopgwe: haha
DpthPerceptnBoyH: or don't, because i'm only a stupid internet guy, et cetera et cetera
Christeyopgwe: when you talk to me next (I'm assuming you will) you'll be in deep hate with me
Christeyopgwe: if you don't be quiet about that
DpthPerceptnBoyH: oh, deep hate. deep as the ocean, higher than the highest mountain! oh depth of feelingg
Christeyopgwe: that's sad
Christeyopgwe: don't do that!
Christeyopgwe: =-O
Christeyopgwe: that's what my friend Jake calls the Blow Job face
DpthPerceptnBoyH: hahahahaha. lovely
Christeyopgwe: isn't it though?
Christeyopgwe: I just saw the heading of your email
DpthPerceptnBoyH: and you thought, what a dork?
DpthPerceptnBoyH: and you thought, how dare he flaunt his technology, just like a 1998 movie that makes a big deal out of cell phones
Christeyopgwe: I thought.. oh hot..
Christeyopgwe: hahah
Christeyopgwe: kidding
Christeyopgwe: kidding
Christeyopgwe: I though. oh how shallow
DpthPerceptnBoyH: i knowzit
DpthPerceptnBoyH: hee hee
Christeyopgwe: hahaha
Christeyopgwe: well bud
Christeyopgwe: you have gone this whole time without asking for a single picture of me, do you know how incredible that is?
DpthPerceptnBoyH: yes. i am awesome. erect a statue.
Christeyopgwe: something else already is erect
Christeyopgwe: that was wrong
Christeyopgwe: bad bad
DpthPerceptnBoyH: bad bad christopher
Christeyopgwe: I know, and you called me Christopher
DpthPerceptnBoyH: someone with the same name as christopher robin should not say such things
DpthPerceptnBoyH: it's like winnie the poo having sex
Christeyopgwe: Everyone called me Christopher Robin through 8th grade
DpthPerceptnBoyH: okay, send a picture
Christeyopgwe: it's on the way
DpthPerceptnBoyH: hit me with your best shottttttt
DpthPerceptnBoyH: fire awayyyyyyyyyyy
DpthPerceptnBoyH: and he waited
DpthPerceptnBoyH: and he waited
Christeyopgwe: check your mailies!
DpthPerceptnBoyH: and entitling your email 'turn your eyes' is just about as non-self-serving as you can get
DpthPerceptnBoyH: got 'em
Christeyopgwe: hahaha
DpthPerceptnBoyH: i am sad about the test
DpthPerceptnBoyH: people suck, people are evil and wicket
DpthPerceptnBoyH: *wicked
Christeyopgwe: oh no, you're about to block me
DpthPerceptnBoyH: okay. i am going to go to my bed and try to get eight hours in four. if i block you, you have every right to come after me with machete in one hand and tire iron in other
Christeyopgwe: allright.
Christeyopgwe: you have a great night
DpthPerceptnBoyH: and michael myers in your back pocket
DpthPerceptnBoyH: be glad and weeee-some
Christeyopgwe: sweet dreams
DpthPerceptnBoyH: invent an acronym for H.A.P.P.Y.
DpthPerceptnBoyH: don't know what it could be
DpthPerceptnBoyH: goood night!!!
Christeyopgwe: I'll have one
Christeyopgwe: it's my homework
DpthPerceptnBoyH: and on goes the away message!
DpthPerceptnBoyH: bye1
Christeyopgwe: goodnight

Auto response from DpthPerceptnBoyH: i sleeeeeep, oh i sleeeeep, oh i sleeeeeep

AnThOnY101087: new guy

This is fucking hilarious.


Dustin22USA: I'm Dustin...nice to meet you
Christeyopgwe: I'm Christopher
Dustin22USA: nice to meet you
Dustin22USA: Im waiting on some friends to come up...we are going to a new place for coffee
Christeyopgwe: same to you
Dustin22USA: do you drink coffee?
Christeyopgwe: I do
Dustin22USA: I live next to Big Chicks
Dustin22USA: and a new cafe went in..and they serve intelligentsia coffee
Dustin22USA: so Im excited
Dustin22USA: did you see my pics?
Dustin22USA: they arent the best
Dustin22USA: I need to make some new ones
Christeyopgwe: I have not
Dustin22USA: www.face-pic.com/dfogle
Christeyopgwe: coolness
Dustin22USA: coolness?
Dustin22USA: :-)
Dustin22USA: and you are a film student
Dustin22USA: Here is my test to see how cool you are :-)
Dustin22USA: ready?
Dustin22USA: Do you enjoy Christopher Guest films?
Christeyopgwe: you know what/

Christeyopgwe: that's my name
Christeyopgwe: seriously
Dustin22USA: it is not
Christeyopgwe: I swear to god
Dustin22USA: LOL
Christeyopgwe: Christopher Layne Guest
Dustin22USA: that is so bizarre
Christeyopgwe: and I'm a HIGE fan
Dustin22USA: ME TOOO!!!!
Christeyopgwe: *Huge
Dustin22USA: I have best in show
Dustin22USA: and ive watched guffamn 100 times
Dustin22USA: my buddy and I sing the songs all the tiem
Dustin22USA: working
Dustin22USA: building
Christeyopgwe: I have them all excelt a mighty wind abviously
Dustin22USA: never stopping never sleeping
Christeyopgwe: *except
Dustin22USA: I saw mighty wind..it was good...but not a guffman
Christeyopgwe: I loved it!
Christeyopgwe: I laughed my ass off
Dustin22USA: it was good
Dustin22USA: its blowin peace and harmony its blowing you and me
Dustin22USA: :-)
Christeyopgwe: hahah!
Christeyopgwe: you know it!
Dustin22USA: so yea, now you are cool
Dustin22USA: thanks for playing
Christeyopgwe: sur
Christeyopgwe: e
Dustin22USA: ;-)
Dustin22USA: have you seen RUN LOLA RUN
Dustin22USA: I speak german
Christeyopgwe: I sur have
Christeyopgwe: Guten Tag
Dustin22USA: Guten Abend :-)
Dustin22USA: do you work?
Christeyopgwe: I sure do
Dustin22USA: what do you do?
Dustin22USA: in 150 words or less tell me about your life while I change clothes before my friends come :-)
Christeyopgwe: well at home, I'm the asst. director of publicity for my theater
Christeyopgwe: here, I am at Kinko's until I find something a tad better
Dustin22USA: where is home
Dustin22USA: how long have you been here
Christeyopgwe: North Carolina
Christeyopgwe: since January
Dustin22USA: one of my best friends just moved there
Dustin22USA: to shelby
Dustin22USA: know it?
Christeyopgwe: I sure do
Dustin22USA: its a small town
Dustin22USA: Im back now
Dustin22USA: so what do you do in your spare time?
Christeyopgwe: watch movies
Dustin22USA: I bet :-)
Dustin22USA: me too
Christeyopgwe: I've given up on guys
Dustin22USA: yea its ok
Christeyopgwe: i do go out at times with a few of my freinds
Dustin22USA: you are 19
Dustin22USA: lord
Dustin22USA: go out where?
Christeyopgwe: parties, more parties
Dustin22USA: oh do you smoke?
Christeyopgwe: nope
Christeyopgwe: no drugs for me
Dustin22USA: good
Dustin22USA: me neither
Dustin22USA: I dont really drink either
Dustin22USA: and besides movies?
Dustin22USA: any hobbies
Christeyopgwe: I knit
Dustin22USA: you do not :-)
Christeyopgwe: I'll bet you five hundred dollars
Dustin22USA: well then that is very cool
Christeyopgwe: thanks
Dustin22USA: you can knit me some undies
Christeyopgwe: haha
Christeyopgwe: sure
Christeyopgwe: :-P
Dustin22USA: so you are in what burb/
Dustin22USA: are you in the city?
Dustin22USA: or what
Christeyopgwe: City
Dustin22USA: Im in Uptown
Christeyopgwe: coolness
Dustin22USA: where are you from?
Christeyopgwe: I was born in TX
Christeyopgwe: them movied to Kansas City
Christeyopgwe: then to NC
Dustin22USA: LOL
Dustin22USA: I am from Wichita :-)
Dustin22USA: I moved to chicago from wichita
Dustin22USA: lived there most of my life
Christeyopgwe: haha
Dustin22USA: KC is nice
Dustin22USA: brb phone
Christeyopgwe: kay oh
Dustin22USA: tell me more about yourself while im on the phone
Christeyopgwe: haha okay...
Christeyopgwe: I'm a big kidder
Christeyopgwe: I love to play jokes on people
Christeyopgwe: and sometimes they aren't nice
Christeyopgwe: I know, it's bad, but they get me back, so it's all good
Christeyopgwe: I love Nick Jr.
Dustin22USA: go on
Christeyopgwe: what else? golly gee
Dustin22USA: well?
Christeyopgwe: what else do you want to know?
Dustin22USA: music?
Christeyopgwe: I'm a HUGE oldies fan
Christeyopgwe: I like Ben Folds
Christeyopgwe: Jimmy Eat World
Christeyopgwe: Dave Koz
Christeyopgwe: Josh Groban
Dustin22USA: it just takes some time....
Dustin22USA: Im back
Dustin22USA: I like Oldies too
Dustin22USA: are you preppy?
Dustin22USA: grunge?
Christeyopgwe: probablly preppy
Dustin22USA: I guess I amtoo
Dustin22USA: did you say where in the city you were?
Christeyopgwe: Downtown
Christeyopgwe: I'll be up north soon
Christeyopgwe: Lincoln park
Dustin22USA: im norty
Dustin22USA: why are you moving?
Dustin22USA: oh north is lincoln park to you ;-)
Christeyopgwe: yeah, I'm in the south loop
Dustin22USA: oh ok
Christeyopgwe: like 6 blocks from the sears tower
Dustin22USA: at Columbia
Christeyopgwe: yuppers
Christeyopgwe: but not in the dorms
Dustin22USA: My buddy lives in Presidential Towers
Christeyopgwe: I live in Printer's Square
Dustin22USA: oh ok
Dustin22USA: Did you take your pic at school?
Dustin22USA: its kinda cool
Dustin22USA: You know something...people dont like to have fire...poked..poked...at their noses
Christeyopgwe: really?
Christeyopgwe: I do
Dustin22USA: Im watching that now...I downloaded that movie ;-)
Dustin22USA: People find it ironical that even though we own a travel agency weve never been out of Blaine...
Dustin22USA: ironical and dramatical
Dustin22USA: they make up words
Dustin22USA: I love it
Dustin22USA: Im boring you Im sure ;-)
Dustin22USA: sorry
Christeyopgwe: no no no
Christeyopgwe: not at all
Dustin22USA: ok
Dustin22USA: there are 5 letters in the name BLAINE
Dustin22USA: eventually youll get NABALI
Dustin22USA: I wonder if they made mistakes in this movie on purpose
Christeyopgwe: haha
Dustin22USA: Blaine has 6 letters
Christeyopgwe: Christopher has 11
Dustin22USA: LOL
Dustin22USA: DId you fuck my wife?
Dustin22USA: what?
Dustin22USA: you fucked my wife
Dustin22USA: how can ask me a question like that
Christeyopgwe: so you tell me about you.
Dustin22USA: Well, Im a flight attendant for United
Christeyopgwe: are you really?
Dustin22USA: Ive been laid off since April 1, but I will be back July 1 I think
Dustin22USA: I speak german
Dustin22USA: moved here from Wichita
Dustin22USA: love music
Dustin22USA: coffee
Dustin22USA: travelling
Dustin22USA: exploring chicago
Dustin22USA: going out on occasion
Christeyopgwe: you have your list down! ready to just rattle off
Dustin22USA: no
Dustin22USA: :-)
Dustin22USA: Its not long
Dustin22USA: not hard to remember
Dustin22USA: and I type fast ;-)
Dustin22USA: I wonder if I am taller than you
Christeyopgwe: haha
Christeyopgwe: well that depends on how tall you are
Dustin22USA: 5'11"
Dustin22USA: ITS MIDNIGHT AT THE OASIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Christeyopgwe: you are taller than me
Dustin22USA: ;-)
Dustin22USA: are you a dwarf? :-)
Christeyopgwe: how did you knwo!
Dustin22USA: you're a little person ;-)
Dustin22USA: I was shopping for my wife bonnie...I buy most of her clothes
Christeyopgwe: no I'm 5'8 ish
Christeyopgwe: what?
Dustin22USA: Im quoting guffman
Dustin22USA: sorry
Dustin22USA: Im watching it now
Christeyopgwe: that's what I thought
Christeyopgwe: golly gee
Dustin22USA: i downloaded it
Dustin22USA: Im watching it on my computer :-)
Christeyopgwe: crazy
Dustin22USA: whats crazy
Christeyopgwe: oh so Guffman is more important than me?
Christeyopgwe: just said crazy
Christeyopgwe: :-P
Dustin22USA: LOL
Dustin22USA: so tell me something cool about yourself
Christeyopgwe: what do you consider cool?
Dustin22USA: cool talents
Dustin22USA: :-)
Dustin22USA: or something interesting youve accomplished
Christeyopgwe: I sing
Dustin22USA: I recently went to Jeff City for a penis reduction
Dustin22USA: oh cool!
Christeyopgwe: I'm on the national youth leadership council
Christeyopgwe: well not anymore
Christeyopgwe: I had a penis enlargement
Dustin22USA: LOL
Dustin22USA: nice to know
Dustin22USA: do you have your own place/
Dustin22USA: why are you moving to lincoln park?
Christeyopgwe: my own place, no
Christeyopgwe: there's nothing downtown for a youngin like myself
Dustin22USA: ;-)
Dustin22USA: so when you go to LP
Dustin22USA: will you be on your own?
Christeyopgwe: depends
Christeyopgwe: why? are you on your own?
Dustin22USA: yea
Dustin22USA: I have a studio
Christeyopgwe: coolness
Dustin22USA: its pretty cheap
Christeyopgwe: hey, you can spend your money on other stuff
Dustin22USA: yep
Dustin22USA: my thoughts exactly
Christeyopgwe: :-)
Dustin22USA: I pay more here for a studio than I did for a nice 1 bedroom in wichita
Christeyopgwe: hahah
Christeyopgwe: Chicago.. what can I say?
Dustin22USA: yep
Christeyopgwe: there are apartments here more expensive than my hosue
Dustin22USA: I know
Dustin22USA: its stupid
Dustin22USA: my buddy is here mister christopher
Dustin22USA: listen
Dustin22USA: 312-285-6465
Dustin22USA: that is my cell if you ever want to chat
Dustin22USA: ok?


DAMN. He's not that cute, but it's hilarious. People have been saying that finally a good guy has come around.. all this and all that..

When should I tell him?

I think I'll lead him on for a few. Whatcha think?

FUCK I MEANT TO POST ALL MY CONVERSATIONS I HAD WITH ALL THE GUYS THAT REPLY TO MY NEW PROFILE, WELL HERE'S SOME:

FUCK.

it's Crazy.

5 guys in one hour. Shit.

There's:

XxchevellexX 24 year old
Im18mChicago 18- Chris
Dustin22USA 22-dustin
Wild Cougar 54 16-Sean
and finaly, yes, Tom. Well, I IMED him first, but HAHAH! He's such a slut!

I closed the conversations, but those are the guys that have been talking to me so far..

OH SHIT! HAHAH! He will laugh his assets off if I show him my blog
but wait.. why should I care?

VerbumMoe: hey
christoplg: what's going on?
VerbumMoe: just got home from work
christoplg: where do you work?
VerbumMoe: construction work is not my thing
VerbumMoe: for my dad right now
VerbumMoe: i'm working for a church up near covenant this summer though
christoplg: that's awesome
VerbumMoe: yeah
christoplg: I hear that about construction
christoplg: how was your year?
VerbumMoe: i almost went back to peace to work, but not anymore
VerbumMoe: it was awesome
VerbumMoe: i had such a great year, how was chicago
christoplg: Chicago (still is) pretty friggin cool
VerbumMoe: that's awesome
VerbumMoe: how are your roomates?
christoplg: well, I'm about to get new ones (if I stay here) but he's okay.. I don't talk to him much anymore
christoplg: I barely see him
VerbumMoe: haha
VerbumMoe: do you like the guys you'd be moving in with
christoplg: yeah
christoplg: well it's like a commune-type thing
VerbumMoe: yeah
christoplg: so it's like a ton of people living in a cluster of houses
VerbumMoe: that sounds fun
christoplg: it's awesome
VerbumMoe: are you thinking about leaving chicago?
christoplg: to go home this summer, yes
VerbumMoe: ahh
VerbumMoe: i heard your family doesn't go to peace anymore
christoplg: yeah, Christian and Cameron started to not like the youth group... they're finding a new church
christoplg: They've narrowed it down to a couple they like
VerbumMoe: what happened with the youth group?
christoplg: I don't know, I hear alot of people don't really like it anymore
VerbumMoe: hmm, that's no good.... we had such a good summer though
christoplg: yeah we did!
VerbumMoe: the good times left with us
christoplg: I hear that
christoplg: haha
VerbumMoe: the female intern at peace this summer is from covenant
christoplg: really?
christoplg: who is she?
christoplg: who's the male intern?
VerbumMoe: her name is lindsey, she's really cool, i think Christian would like her a lot
VerbumMoe: the male is some 35 year old guy, i dont know much about him
christoplg: are you serious? where's he from?
VerbumMoe: i dont know
VerbumMoe: jeff said the kids know him
VerbumMoe: i dont know much about it
christoplg: fun times
christoplg: I see
VerbumMoe: yeah, i cant remember his name
VerbumMoe: do you still have a blog?
christoplg: sure do
VerbumMoe: what is the link?
christoplg: one sec

justaguy0708: what did you think about us hooking up the other day?
christoplg: I don't know
justaguy0708: Well you must have thought something, so what did you think.
christoplg: it was a tad soon, but it wasn't bad I mean I wasn't expecting it, but things happen I guess
christoplg: what about you?
justaguy0708: not sure really
christoplg: naw, you gotta give me an answer, I gave you one
justaguy0708: It's complex.
christoplg: that's okay, I want to knwo
christoplg: get to typing
justaguy0708: Well, when it happened, it was weird because to be honest, I really don't feel that sig. other connection with you. I think we could be really good friends, but I just don't like you in that way----honestly, I'm not sure if I am ready to like ANYONE in that way quite yet. When it happened, it was really, really really good. I enjoyed it. After, I wanted it to be over, took a long 3 hour shower, and cried. I think it's more the fact that you're the first guy I've hooked up with since Michael, and I'm going through a lot of shit, blah blah blah....it's nothing personal at all. I don't know, I guess I wasn't completely over him like I thought I was, though I think I am close to that point.
christoplg: I understand
justaguy0708: but you're still really cool
justaguy0708: And I do like you as a person.
justaguy0708: And hope we can be friends, even hook up again, whatever.
justaguy0708: I honestly am looking forward to just getting home to Boston./
christoplg: yeah I know what you mean
justaguy0708: I'm a weird fucker.
justaguy0708: Hehe.

This is the fisrt post in my new blog, that has all conversations. I think this is the perfect one to start. It's just so incredibly weird. Carey, whom I don't really appreciate, and I had a decent conversation. Hmm.

careyj98: hey
christoplg: hi jennifer
christoplg: what's shakin?
careyj98: nothin much
careyj98: what about you
christoplg: same same
careyj98: our colors are the same!
careyj98: well yours and carey's
christoplg: better?
careyj98: you don't want it to be the same?
christoplg: hahaha
christoplg: it's a joke
christoplg: it's all good
careyj98: sheesh
christoplg: so what's shakin?
careyj98: I have a stat exam tomorrow =-O
christoplg: FUN TIMES

careyj98: noooot really
christoplg: hahh
christoplg: okay
christoplg: give me an interesting story
christoplg: about anything in the whole phone
careyj98: um about what
christoplg: in the whole world I mean
christoplg: it doesn't matter
careyj98: for wht
christoplg: I have to write a treatment about it
christoplg: it's for my pre-production class
careyj98: whaat?
careyj98: can I make it up?
christoplg: yeah
christoplg: plese
christoplg: *please
christoplg: the more made up the better
careyj98: can it be really short?
christoplg: it sure can
careyj98: and stupid
christoplg: yuppers
careyj98: alright
careyj98: well this one time this girl and her best friend went on a trip
christoplg: okay
careyj98: (do you want it in little pieces?)
christoplg: it doesn't matter
careyj98: okay
careyj98: and the girl met the best guy in the world
christoplg: uh huh
careyj98: and they were cool
careyj98: but then she had to leave
careyj98: and it was not good
christoplg: why?
careyj98: and they were both sad
christoplg: okay, this story has much potential, but I have to have a bit more details
careyj98: liiike what
christoplg: whatever you want
careyj98: umm
careyj98: I dunno
christoplg: come one
christoplg: *on
christoplg: it was soo good
careyj98: yes it was
careyj98: it is true
christoplg: well...
christoplg: tell me all the details
careyj98: he is hot
christoplg: oh please, come on now
careyj98: what do you want to know
christoplg: everything
christoplg: get to typing!
christoplg: haha
careyj98: umm it was in CA
christoplg: okay...
careyj98: it was during the summer
christoplg: okay
careyj98: what else would you like to know
christoplg: everythign
christoplg: what you did
careyj98: went and saw fireworks
christoplg: ok
careyj98: and went to the lake
careyj98: oh, so he has a gf this whole time
christoplg: that's a good one
careyj98: and didn't talk to me after Ieft
careyj98: and he calls me one day
christoplg: uh huh
careyj98: and now we talk on the phone everyday
christoplg: really?!?
careyj98: I am am going to marry him
christoplg: ha
careyj98: for real I am
christoplg: I better be in the wedding
careyj98: well maybe
christoplg: I already had you on the bridesmaids list for mine
careyj98: oh really
careyj98: well this is carey
christoplg: well hi
careyj98: I was telling the story
careyj98: sorry
christoplg: it's all good
careyj98: yeah
christoplg: what else? I gotta know more.. I have a stary
christoplg: *start
careyj98: umm
careyj98: his name is kyle and I met him b/c of beth
christoplg: kay
careyj98: umm, he goes to college in san fran
careyj98: and plays baseball
christoplg: allright
christoplg: this is how my story goes
careyj98: k
christoplg: so two girls go on a trip of a lifetime overseas to australia, without chaperones. it's the first time they have truly been on their own.
christoplg: they stay in a nice little cottage, just outside of sydney
careyj98: is this me?
christoplg: yeah
christoplg: then they meet this incredible guy who is totally smitten with a girl
careyj98: yep
christoplg: the two hit it off totally, and finally decide they are in love. usually the two would never come up with such a conclusion this soon after meeting someone, but it just feels right
careyj98: you got it!
christoplg: so they consumate themselves, the first time for her. she begins to find ways to stay in australia while her friend goes back to the states
christoplg: because she in in such a deep love with this bpy
christoplg: *boy
careyj98: whoa now, haha you got it
christoplg: she soon after finds he is engaged to be married
careyj98: nooooo
christoplg: so, she goes into a deep state of depression (hold your horses little lady, the story's not over)
careyj98: k
careyj98: cool
christoplg: and she's suicidal, but she finds stregnth in her friends, who help her out of this mess, and she slowly gets her life back on track
careyj98: and they get married??? huh huh
christoplg: I don't know..
christoplg: I'm thinking.. happy ending?
careyj98: yeah yeah
christoplg: or sad depressing one?
careyj98: yessssss happy
christoplg: okay so three years later she sees him in LA (where she lives). turns out
christoplg: he never married the other girl
careyj98: tooooo drama
christoplg: and he's been searching for her the last few months of his life
careyj98: yay
christoplg: becasue no one can fill the viod in his life like she could
careyj98: this sounds like "down to you" have youseen that?
christoplg: then they get married and live happily ever after
christoplg: is that the Leelee Sobieski Movie?
careyj98: no
christoplg: then I haven't seen it
careyj98: julia stiles and freddie prinz
christoplg: I don't like them
christoplg: naw
christoplg: I haven't seen it
careyj98: well it kinds sounds like my friend said
careyj98: I like it though
christoplg: well I'll just make it sad and depressing
careyj98: yeah it is sad and depressging
careyj98: but I need a happy ending
careyj98: most def
christoplg: and he's with the other girl, and then she sees him, and decides she's not over him, so she kills herself
christoplg: right in front of him
christoplg: hahaha
christoplg: how abotu taht?
careyj98: nooooooo
careyj98: happy ending dude
christoplg: or how about she goes and shoots his wife, then she shoots him
christoplg: then she goes to Jail and falls in love with "Big Bertha"
careyj98: no no no
careyj98: you are psycho!
christoplg: ahaha. I am cracking myself up
careyj98: not me!
careyj98: be nice
careyj98: you haven't talked to me in a while
christoplg: so that's the sole reason I should be nice?
christoplg: hahah
christoplg: ;-)
careyj98: among other reasons
careyj98: I mean, we did used to be tight
christoplg: we sure did
careyj98: whatever happened buster
christoplg: I don't know.. I, me, you, we, changed, grew apart, kinda stopped talking, vaious things, I have no clue, hapens to the worst and best of everyone
careyj98: yeah I know
careyj98: but what was the deal this summer
careyj98: for real
christoplg: for real, it was all trivial, and I don't know
careyj98: what do you mean
christoplg: I don't know
careyj98: me neida
christoplg: this summer was a whirling dervish
careyj98: what is that
christoplg: filled with mixed emotions, and growing up
careyj98: oh
careyj98: oka
careyj98: well it was not cool
careyj98: but now you are gone and I am gone
careyj98: its all nuts
christoplg: gone where? to school?
careyj98: yeah
careyj98: its all diff
christoplg: true
careyj98: but whatever, how have you been
christoplg: allright, I don't know what I'm doing this sumemr htogh
careyj98: and how is my happy story ending???
careyj98: are you coming home for the summer?
christoplg: I want to, but I have so many things here that I can do
careyj98: yeah
careyj98: you should come home for a while
christoplg: I do know for sure, that if I get a job with the Chicago International Film festival, I'm not coming home
christoplg: and if I do a show (which I have made) then I won't be home until the end of August
christoplg: same as if I go to school this sumer
christoplg: *sumemr
careyj98: oh okay
careyj98: well you will be missed
christoplg: aww thanks
careyj98: no problem
christoplg: what I really want to do is come home for VBS
careyj98: aww haha
careyj98: I haven't been to church in about a long time
christoplg: I hear that
christoplg: peach it
christoplg: *oreach
careyj98: peach it?
careyj98: oh okay
christoplg: *preach
careyj98: gotcha
careyj98: yeah I dunno
careyj98: its not in me anymore
christoplg: I know what you mean
careyj98: it'll be okay though
careyj98: fo sho
christoplg: on the heezey
careyj98: haha
careyj98: we are gonna watch a movie now
christoplg: what movie?
careyj98: drumline
christoplg: oh golyl
christoplg: *golly
careyj98: what
christoplg: never seen it and have no intentions of seeing it
careyj98: yeaaah
careyj98: my roomate loves it
careyj98: I never seen it eida
christoplg: so does my family
careyj98: I'm sorry
careyj98: I am kinda dreading it
careyj98: alright, well I'll talk to you later on bro
christoplg: peace